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Jack Fitzpatrick

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On 10 September 2016 at 8:44 PM, Nasher said:

Wonder why Gysberts couldn't manage an MFC polo or jacket - he must have had one by then.  An insight in to his idea of professionalism perhaps, or perhaps an insight in to how well (or otherwise) the MFC delivered its expectations of professionalism.  

And Fitzy just... heh.

A bit of both, but what the hell is he holding?

 
On 10 September 2016 at 8:31 AM, Ethan Tremblay said:

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Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

10 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

When you look at these guys you have to ask yourself if it is reasonable to expect first year players to compete against men at AFL level.

No wonder they need to be rested in their first season

 

 
19 minutes ago, Diamond_Jim said:

When you look at these guys you have to ask yourself if it is reasonable to expect first year players to compete against men at AFL level.

No wonder they need to be rested in their first season

 

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2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

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That was year 2 or 3 wasn't it? Aaron Greeves on the or their end of the weights. 


What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

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All the best to him, and I genuinely hope he does well but if he is not doing that sort of stuff week in week out, they will drop him in a heartbeat. I would rather see the hawks go again (or any of the other team for that matter) rather than GWS, just something about the thought of Tom Scully winning a premiership sends a horrible shiver down my spine... 

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

"I hope no one saw me take a [censored] on the bar last night"

 
14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

5kg  x  5  eff me, I do 25kg  x 50 this guy breaks into a sweat opening a bag of chips 

6 minutes ago, ManDee said:

5kg  x  5  eff me, I do 25kg  x 50 this guy breaks into a sweat opening a bag of chips 

I still remember someone (not saty I don't think) who, when this photo came out, said "But you don't know how many reps and sets he had done before it!" 


On 9/10/2016 at 8:42 AM, Cards13 said:

I'm going to start drinking early today after that ET, fark that is horrible.

The 2 at the back look like they just left Revs.

They weren't at my place!

6 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

They weren't at my place!

Have you checked the beer fridge?

Just now, ManDee said:

Have you checked the beer fridge?

No they weren't in there. Seriously, I've never met them or had anything to do with them. I'm not that sort of reverend!

1 minute ago, The Reverend said:

No they weren't in there. Seriously, I've never met them or had anything to do with them. I'm not that sort of reverend!

Are you a guitar?


3 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

You'll have to explain that one...

http://www.reverendguitars.com/about/

 

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9 minutes ago, The Reverend said:

No. I'm about as musical as the Port Adelaide theme song.

I'm sorry, so are you Most, Right or Very. I have ruled out Dodgy as you had nothing to do with those young boys.

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1 minute ago, ManDee said:

I'm sorry, so are you Most, Right or Very. I have ruled out Dodgy as you had noting to do with those young boys.

More like Slightly...

5 hours ago, Mickey said:

I still remember someone (not saty I don't think) who, when this photo came out, said "But you don't know how many reps and sets he had done before it!" 

No you are correct, that wasn't me chap, I was actually horrified when I first met Gysberts, I was in my late 50's by then and had bigger biceps, gone to seed with semi retirement now sadly


1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

No you are correct, that wasn't me chap, I was actually horrified when I first met Gysberts, I was in my late 50's by then and had bigger biceps, gone to seed with semi retirement now sadly

I knew it wasn't you and wanted to head off the 'must have been saty' brigade. 

Gysberts could have been a good footballer, if he had the drive. Would love Viney at Gysberts height

On 12 September 2016 at 4:10 PM, Moonshadow said:

Good lord! What a bunch of malnourished, prepubescent, impoverished misfits. Trenners looks positively huge in comparison to the other three. Fitzy's hair looks like big Max has vomitted all over it, and Gys must've just got out of bed!

And two of them are still playing finals !! 

On 12 September 2016 at 7:15 PM, Moonshadow said:

What do you reckon Beamer is thinking in the background?

What, do you reckon Beamer is thinking (in the background)??  Did he do a lot of thinking?

 
4 hours ago, hells bells said:

I stand by my theory that no team will win a final with Jack Fitzpatrick playing.

He wasn't their worst.

4 hours ago, hells bells said:

I stand by my theory that no team will win a final with Jack Fitzpatrick playing.

Bit harsh on him. Wasn't too bad at all tonight. Got monsterd in the ruck by Roughead but around ground he was surprisingly calm.


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