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Posted
1 hour ago, Fork 'em said:

I do.
I think "Here's a person who makes poor decisions."
Especially women.

At least you can take your piercings out.
Except those losers with great gaping holes in their lobes.

lol

 

"I don't like it!!! It must mean these people make poor decisions! Rabble rabble, back in my day we tied onions to our belts as was the style back then"

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Posted
1 hour ago, Tony Tea said:

Let's be perfectly candid here.

The facts! In the entire history of mankind, there has never been an attractive tattoo. NO tattoo looks good. There is something clinically and psychologically wrong with people who get tattoos.

NB: Naturally, I will excuse any Melbourne player who has tattoos and who plays well.

Fact huh. Your fact or scientific fact?

So tell me, I have 80% of my body covered, what clinical and psychological problems do I have Dr Tony?

 

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Posted
11 hours ago, dee-luded said:

 

.... it's great to see the shackles breaking away finally from the fuscia-choirboys  this club drifted into being,  over the past 17 years or so.

 

they lads are sporting sleeves of ink with a touch of class.  some manliness about it.  & hopefully its a reflection of some inner sense of  guts & dee-termination  we will see this season proper.

 

geez its great to feel like the political correct ones up north,  are losing their death grip on this club finally.

 

go boys play hard,  & win tough,  & take NO Prisoners.

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Posted
1 hour ago, FireOath said:

Pathetic thread is pathetic.

 

...and I even like tattoos.

Agree.. worst thread by a mile.

Posted
1 hour ago, Tony Tea said:

Let's be perfectly candid here.

The facts! In the entire history of mankind, there has never been an attractive tattoo. NO tattoo looks good. There is something clinically and psychologically wrong with people who get tattoos.

NB: Naturally, I will excuse any Melbourne player who has tattoos and who plays well.

Thanks doctor. I'll go get myself checked out.


Posted
8 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

Fact huh. Your fact or scientific fact?

So tell me, I have 80% of my body covered, what clinical and psychological problems do I have Dr Tony?

 

Not sure without getting you to start at the beginning but whatever it is seems to be manifesting a need to self mutilate.

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Posted
13 minutes ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Well, for a start, you follow Melbourne...

See, that was my Dads fault... And he didn't even have tattoos...

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Posted (edited)
4 minutes ago, Gorgoroth said:

See, that was my Dads fault... And he didn't even have tattoos...

So, for those people who think this thread's a waste of time, now we can make it interesting. It would appear you're suffering from a Laius Complex (like an Oedipal complex but father-son, instead of mother-son). There you go - a free diagnosis.

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Posted
1 hour ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Well, for a start, you follow Melbourne...

 

 Actually for the most part anyway,  I would say he's been following the mcc fuscia's in the timeframe of Gorgoroths probable age,  he's not likely to have been following 'Checkers Demons',  as that culture ended when Smithy was sacked. by the mcc.

 

 

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With all the left wing loony palaver that the aptly named dee-luded posts I think I have worked out who it is. Although I assumed they followed the doggies??? Imposter maybe?

 

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Posted
1 hour ago, dee-luded said:

 

 Actually for the most part anyway,  I would say he's been following the mcc fuscia's in the timeframe of Gorgoroths probable age,  he's not likely to have been following 'Checkers Demons',  as that culture ended when Smithy was sacked. by the mcc.

 

 

 

20,000 posts of pure drivel

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Posted
28 minutes ago, Members' Wing said:

 

20,000 posts of pure drivel

is it that many,  thanks members wing,  I couldn't expect anything more,  from a member of the north.

 

how long did it take you to read,  how many posts?


Posted
42 minutes ago, DeeMfc said:

With all the left wing loony palaver that the aptly named dee-luded posts I think I have worked out who it is. Although I assumed they followed the doggies??? Imposter maybe?

 

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close deemc, but its actually this one. >

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Posted
1 hour ago, Satyriconhome said:

I have a tattoo of a unicorn on my arm, my partner loves them, I am still living off the brownie points it earnt me

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