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"That was almost holding the ball.."

Dwayne Russell, you're an idiot.

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Oscar already looks better than all the spuds that have been on the list for years

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At least we've steadied a bit.

Dockers will go close to a flag this year. We aren't within 1,000,000 kilometres of a flag

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Remember when watching footy was enjoyable?

O.o

might need to jog my memory Nash

Actually I stopped listening half way through the 1st. Same as last few weeks and its alot more pleasurable pretending we arent playing

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Were not a 1000000 km close to a football team let alone a flag pffftt !!

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Oscar walking off looked like he was thinking "[censored] this is harder than I thought"

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First time post but long term supporter.

One thing that I do not understand with this team is when someone gives a hand ball as was the case when Tom McDonald got run down the player giving the handball just needs to lay a shepherd to give him A chance to use the ball.Mayne should never have got to tommy McDonald.

Happens constantly

What would you know? Welcome aboard.

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I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

I think, I THINK, it's the coach.

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At least we've steadied a bit.

Dockers will go close to a flag this year. We aren't within 1,000,000 kilometres of a flag

We arent in a million kms of looking like a 'good' AFL team either.

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I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

Watts must lead the rev-up before we come out.

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Think I'll make a nomination for Zac Dawson to be ugliest player in the AFL with that do.

He looks like Eraserhead.

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Not catastrophic - especially given the cattle we have out there.

Too many unable to hit a target by hand or foot, turnovers, turnovers, turnovers.

Haven't minded some of the younger players, doing OK. Newton, Stretch, Salem. A long way to go though ...

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I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

The players are responsible for that. If you need a coach to get you up for a game then youre a mentally weak dog.

If a player cant be ready and excited to play their chosen sport every week they need to [censored] off and find something else to do

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He looks like Eraserhead.

Rare form at the minute ET.

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Fremantle are playing like absolute dogshit.

And yet they're 50 up.

I hope you're not suggesting we are a dog's breakfast Lamash. That may be considered too negative by the club. Be careful you might receive a warning!

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