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GAME DAY - Round 22

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"That was almost holding the ball.."

Dwayne Russell, you're an idiot.

 

what happened to Spencer ?

 

Oscar already looks better than all the spuds that have been on the list for years


At least we've steadied a bit.

Dockers will go close to a flag this year. We aren't within 1,000,000 kilometres of a flag

Edited by Wiseblood

 

I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

Remember when watching footy was enjoyable?

O.o

might need to jog my memory Nash

Actually I stopped listening half way through the 1st. Same as last few weeks and its alot more pleasurable pretending we arent playing


Were not a 1000000 km close to a football team let alone a flag pffftt !!

Oscar walking off looked like he was thinking "[censored] this is harder than I thought"

First time post but long term supporter.

One thing that I do not understand with this team is when someone gives a hand ball as was the case when Tom McDonald got run down the player giving the handball just needs to lay a shepherd to give him A chance to use the ball.Mayne should never have got to tommy McDonald.

Happens constantly

What would you know? Welcome aboard.

I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

I think, I THINK, it's the coach.


At least we've steadied a bit.

Dockers will go close to a flag this year. We aren't within 1,000,000 kilometres of a flag

We arent in a million kms of looking like a 'good' AFL team either.

I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

Watts must lead the rev-up before we come out.

Think I'll make a nomination for Zac Dawson to be ugliest player in the AFL with that do.

He looks like Eraserhead.

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

Were not a 1000000 km close to a football team let alone a flag pffftt !!

Har de har har.

Not catastrophic - especially given the cattle we have out there.

Too many unable to hit a target by hand or foot, turnovers, turnovers, turnovers.

Haven't minded some of the younger players, doing OK. Newton, Stretch, Salem. A long way to go though ...


I want to know who is most responsible for us being mentally ready at the start of the game and I want them sacked. Something is clearly wrong with our preparation. It is inexcusable.

The players are responsible for that. If you need a coach to get you up for a game then youre a mentally weak dog.

If a player cant be ready and excited to play their chosen sport every week they need to [censored] off and find something else to do

I think, I THINK, it's the coach.

Can't be, impossible. That means he would have to accept some level of responsibility.

He looks like Eraserhead.

Rare form at the minute ET.

 

Fremantle are playing like absolute dogshit.

And yet they're 50 up.

I hope you're not suggesting we are a dog's breakfast Lamash. That may be considered too negative by the club. Be careful you might receive a warning!


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