1. He racks up goals without even seeming to need to do anything special to get them, which suggests he will have a long career of racking up plenty

2. He pretty much never loses a 1-on-1, just brings it to ground at worst

3. He missed a year with injury then just waltzed in and started performing like it ain't no thang

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4. Hes the only key forward to rag doll Alex Rance this year
5. Hes got mongrel and is built like a brick [censored] house
6. He has the arrogance that all the greats of the game possess
7. The way he swoops his fringe to the side.
8. When he points to the spot he marked the ball and makes the man on the mark walk back to it.
9. He plays for Melbourne Demons.
10. That we don't have to wait for him to bulk up
11. He is stubborn in his approach to goal
12. The ball only has to be kicked NEAR him for him to make an impact
13. Slick hair, not your skinhead "I'll punch you if you look at me" thug, thus broadening his appeal
14. Hasn't gone goalless yet
15. Works well with Garlett
16. Not afraid to bark at others, has a sense of authority and maturity.
17. Shows no sign of back pain
18. One of few players to deservedly wear number 1
19. Wears a baggy jumper
20. ACTUALLY LIVES UP TO EXPECTATIONS
21. Deceptively athletic
22. Hasn't gone back to Casey yet.
23. Hasn't gone back to Perth yet.
24. I like that after seven years of watching Melbourne teams being bullied here is a bloke who won't take a backward step in a red and blue jumper. He combines this with a once in a generation talent
25. Contested marking
26. Brilliant decision maker
27. Fantastic handballer, which goes unnoticed
28. Has shown he can slot goals on both his left and right feet on the run with rare class for a power forward
Pace
29. Will get nastier
30. He's a winner.
31. I love the way he has little wrestles with his opponents.
32. He ain't nobodies [censored].
33. He'll become the league's no. 1 forward.
34. His strut

Hes the only key forward to rag doll Alex Rance this year

Hes got mongrel and is built like a brick [censored] house

He has the arrogance that all the greats of the game possess

4.correct, 5.correct, 6.correct

The way he swoops his fringe to the side.

When he points to the spot he marked the ball and makes the man on the mark walk back to it.

The way he swoops his fringe to the side.

When he points to the spot he marked the ball and makes the man on the mark walk back to it.

Hahaha I love that too, he's like 'nahhh buddy get back there'

8,9&10 - infinity. He plays for Melbourne Demons.

- That we don't have to wait for him to bulk up

- He is stubborn in his approach to goal

- The ball only has to be kicked NEAR him for him to make an impact

- Slick hair, not your skinhead "I'll punch you if you look at me" thug, thus broadening his appeal

- Hasn't gone goalless yet

- Works well with Garlett

- Not afraid to bark at others, has a sense of authority and maturity.

- Shows no sign of back pain

- One of few players to deservedly wear number 1

-Wears a baggy jumper

-ACTUALLY LIVES UP TO EXPECTATIONS

- Deceptively athletic

- Hasn't gone back to Casey yet.

- Hasn't gone back to Perth yet.

Looks happier in Melbourne colours. Rubbish post by the way.

I like that after seven years of watching Melbourne teams being bullied here is a bloke who won't take a backward step in a red and blue jumper. He combines this with a once in a generation talent

Contested marking

Brilliant decision maker

Fantastic handballer, which goes unnoticed

Has shown he can slot goals on both his left and right feet on the run with rare class for a power forward

Pace

Will get nastier

Jack Watts

He's a winner.

Contested marking

Brilliant decision maker

Fantastic handballer, which goes unnoticed

Has shown he can slot goals on both his left and right feet on the run with rare class for a power forward

Pace

Will get nastier

Jack Watts

I am trying to work out where Jack Watts fits in?

His hair is pretty marvellous.

Looks happier in Melbourne colours. Rubbish post by the way.

It would be good if the threadmaker could delete posts eh

I love the way he has little wrestles with his opponents.

Let's chip in $2 each to support him

I like that after seven years of watching Melbourne teams being bullied here is a bloke who won't take a backward step in a red and blue jumper. He combines this with a once in a generation talent

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I love the way he has little wrestles with his opponents.

Let's chip in $2 each to support him

hmmm that's only about 80K from the supporter group - his next contract will be about 8M but it's a start

Fantastic handballer, which goes unnoticed

Absolutely.

He ain't nobodies [censored].

edit: female dog ffs

He'll become the league's no. 1 forward.

His strut

His tackle numbers.




I’ll go now.

I like his name. There's something future hall-of-fame full-forward about it.

He's good at playing football.

hate no.7 bit sought of a bit gay[not that theres anything wrong with that]

4.correct, 5.correct, 6.correct

Incorrect.. Travis Cloke Ragdolls Rance every time they play!