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If we beat the Hawks I will ...

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Do the same thing I'd do if we lost: get drunk.

 

Hang my scarf out the window on the drive home.

Will there be photographic evidence?

Can be done,if i do it before 7 at night.

After 7 there would only be the local dope smoker{similar to Biff} to see it and he would struggle to operate a camera.

 

let's not get too carried away mate, we are not animals

Agreed. We would have to keep a lid on it ...


Hang my scarf out the window on the drive home.

Trouble maker{stop being influenced by the BBO}

So....business as usual huh?

As for me, not sure. Just got retrenched from work, so the single malt is out.

Maybe metho and cottees cordial?

Absolutely mate. Cottees Green Cordial was always my drink of choice before i discovered the marvels of Whiskey and Vodka.

Come down to Melbs Fault

We need to have another sesh...

 

Hug everyone sitting around me at the G. Scream loudly, jump up and down, run to the boundary and hug as many players as I can (watch out Bernie and HL), sing its a Grand Old Flag on the train ride home.

Absolutely mate. Cottees Green Cordial was always my drink of choice before i discovered the marvels of Whiskey and Vodka.

Come down to Melbs Fault

We need to have another sesh...

We do mate. Been a while.

Not sure yet, but I might end up back in Angeles for a few months.

Think we will lose by around 80 today, even with the Hawks outs.

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Wear my scarf out on the town tonight

Get plastered and hang [censored] on my Carlton friends

Also cry

I shall give anyone who requires one, a jolly good flogging.

Could you please go and give most of the team a damn good one.

Oblivion here I come!

Trouble maker{stop being influenced by the BBO}

Decided to walk on the wild side, and hung the scarf out the window anyway. Got a knowing smile and a nod from a Hawks supporter as I set off. That will have to do ...


Decided to walk on the wild side, and hung the scarf out the window anyway. Got a knowing smile and a nod from a Hawks supporter as I set off. That will have to do ...

Thrillseeker.

Decided to walk on the wild side, and hung the scarf out the window anyway. Got a knowing smile and a nod from a Hawks supporter as I set off. That will have to do ...

Living life on the edge R and BB. Devil may care attitude to be commended.

Thrillseeker.

We can't all be like you .... :)

Living life on the edge R and BB. Devil may care attitude to be commended.

True. The Demons don't care attitude sucks though ... :)


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