Thank christ for our backline. Our midfield is shocking.

Horrible basic skill errors

Our skills are deporable..!!

We are stuffed!

another wasted year I'm looking at. We'll be bottom 3, probably 17th I think. This team has not developed.

We are years away from being any good. Our only "upset" wins are against bottom 10 sides.

Worst team in the comp.

Deplorable.

They actually play like they expect to lose.

In my hotel room in Amsterdam hitting refresh on my phone because I can't get the game up to watch.

Looks like it might be a safer option to head off for a choof this arvo.

Neither can I in Bangkok mixed emotions- AFL stuff up is very frustrating and a complete waste of money, but at least I am spared this.

Melbourne don't play FOOTball. They destroy it. Can't win if u can't hit targets (and find the opposition instead) under no pressure...Dawes/Salem

Why does Dawes take a good mark and then kicks it to the opposition?

100+ point loss coming. our skills are truly deplorable.

Not happy I woke up at 5am for this

Back to bed

where are our mids ,shocking tyson jones vince

This is worse than last week. They'll win by 15 goals.

Jesse's looking a bit flat tonight. I'm hoping the Hulkster didn't give him the big leg drop during the week.

Tyson looks like he doesn't want to be here.

Where are our skills? Just terrible.

shes out on the [censored] with the girls so i can spit at the tv ,recorded days of our lives in case i get bored,turning it on now

Glad we got Brayshaw. He identifies what we need.

We are getting smashed in the midfield.

Salem playing really well.

where's the rain!!!??

Jokes back to getting constipated by the ball.

The 2 teams we have beaten are rubbish. That is all

This club is still in the dark. Sad. I thought the sun had appeared...

half way through the second quarter and we are on 8. On track to score just over 21 tonight!

where's the rain!!!??

I don't want to see us play Parker, Mitchell and McVeigh in the wet, they are mudders.

Our problem is basically losing all structure when pressured. Panic football. Too many players get drawn into the contest.