When will Melbourne break these embarrassing records?

[PaulRB 6,427]

I pledge to drink several pints of cider after each breakthrough.

[WhyAlwaysMe 237]

on the positive side our win against GC has broken our 15 home game loosing streak. tick that off

[praha 11,246]

Added "Score 100 points". Before Round 1, we went 31 matches without scoring 100 points.

on the positive side our win against GC has broken our 15 home game loosing streak. tick that off

Forgot that one! Added.

Edited April 16, 2015 by praha

[praha 11,246]

not beating St Kilda since 2006 is the most embarrassing.

would love to own Hawthorn sometime in my lifetime. they've owned us it seems forever since the 80s.

Since 1980:

59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses vs Hawthorn

[Sir Why You Little 37,243]

Since 1980:

59 games, 14 wins, 45 losses vs Hawthorn

Jebbuz that includes a few Northey wins

Apart from the 87 & 88 finals we did have quite a few Whorethorn victories under John

14 in 35 years....I do hope this thread is being read in the club..

All clubs must tick off MFC games with a red highlighter....

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

WIN BACK TO BACK!!!!

27 points up at half time on the weekend, OPPORTUNITY BLOWN.

Yes i'm still [censored] off about it.

Edited April 16, 2015 by The Song Formerly Known As

[What 18,810]

I dont think I can handle going through another season losing to both West Coast and North

[Seinfeld 40]

When was the last time we beat the Bulldogs?

[The Song Formerly Known As 6,479]

Jebbuz that includes a few Northey wins

Apart from the 87 & 88 finals we did have quite a few Whorethorn victories under John

14 in 35 years....I do hope this thread is being read in the club..

All clubs must tick off MFC games with a red highlighter....

yeah mate, we are such a "gimme" team.

[What 18,810]

When was the last time we beat the Bulldogs?

2013, Watts kicked 4 goals and I think it was Neil Craigs 2nd game in charge

[Undeeterred 3,127]

2013, Watts kicked 4 goals and I think it was Neil Craigs 2nd game in charge

Was that the one we were up by about 45 points and beat them by 3 or something?

[praha 11,246]

We were up for 50 and almost lost. 5 minutes into the last, my girlfriend asked if we were safe.

"Yeah it's game over."

Nek minnit...

[RalphiusMaximus 6,100]

When was the last time we beat the Bulldogs?

Either last year or the year before.

[Je Roos Salem 661]

We have to play GWS at Etihad in the final round. That's embarrassing.

[Bring-Back-Powell 15,094]

The four records I can possibly see being broken this season.

1) Beating St.Kilda. We play them twice and while I doubt we'll beat them at Etihad, I would sincerely hope we could at least beat them at the G.

2) winning 2 in a row. We have a friendly fortnight in rounds 16 and 17, when we play Brisbane and St Kilda at the G. Both appear winnable on paper.

3) beating Collingwood. We play them twice, and given that the Pies are in re-build mode, we could beat them if we get them an off day.

4) winning at Etihad. While I can't see us beating the dogs in rd 20 and GWS in rd 23, we do play St Kilda at Etihad in rd 11, which could be winnable, depending on if St Kilda fall away by then.

[La Dee-vina Comedia 16,950]

Another one to add to the list:

Last time a Demonland training thread was not derailed: About 2008

[AzzKikA 2,371]

NEVERRRR!!!!!

[praha 11,246]

Added Friday night, more so because we haven't played a Friday hight match for three years, and haven't won one for four.

[Sir Why You Little 37,243]

Added Friday night, more so because we haven't played a Friday hight match for three years, and haven't won one for four.

oh no

Not more embarassment to deal with!!!

[Coq au vin 755]

on the positive side our win against GC has broken our 15 home game loosing streak. tick that off

What's a loosing streak? Is that like when the dogs are let loose off the leash? Or perhaps when a person of loose morals does a streak across a football ground? Edited April 22, 2015 by Kali

[WhyAlwaysMe 237]

What's a loosing streak? Is that like when the dogs are let loose off the leash? Or perhaps when a person of loose morals does a streak across a football ground?

good job looser l'll tick the like box., that makes it 1 & counting

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

got another one for you:

last time someone kicked a bag of 5 or more

rd 20, 2012 (sam blease, 5 goals vs st kilda at the MCG)

50 game streak

edit

last time someone kicked a bag of 6 or more

rd 22, 2007 (russell robertson, 6 goals vs carlton at the MCG)

157 game streak

Edited April 23, 2015 by Curry & Beer

[Demonsone 2,050]

All these records wil be broken when we build a club both off & on the field which can challenge playing finals & grand finals...this will not happen overnight ... Look at the clubs like haw, Geel & swans it took them a decade to build those lists

[Good Times Grimes 2,396]

got another one for you:

last time someone kicked a bag of 5 or more

rd 20, 2012 (sam blease, 5 goals vs st kilda at the MCG)

50 game streak

This was around the time everyone was paranoid that he was going to request a trade to be with his mate at GW$, no?

[Curry & Beer 5,444]

This was around the time everyone was paranoid that he was going to request a trade to be with his mate at GW$, no?

can't remember, I don't think he was all that popular even after this game