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Patrick Dangerfield

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I hope that guys post on facebook about big MFC news coming friday isnt just a red herring

I think it's all a load of pollacks.

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    I think it's all a load of pollacks.

    Doesn't take a brain sturgeon to work that out

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    Doesn't take a brain sturgeon to work that out

    I've heard the announcement will be on barra-munday

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    The tide is turning.

    We took the bait.

    We fell for this, hook, line and sinker.

    They just reeled us in.

    But I knew it was fishy.

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    You beat me to it - I must admit this Andrew guy has been around a while and I cant recall any other dodgy predictions.

    He did say that his phone call to Doc Weildon reported that Roos had told him that the tides are turning for the dees and that there will be news announced by friday that will make every melbourne supporter happy.

    Boner...

    I wonder if Andrew grilled him...

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    I guess we just need to 'tailor' the package.

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    I think I've got it.....

    We caught a Dangerfield, on the/our fishing line.

    You've finally hooked on Steve. Welcome aboard.

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    It all makes sense now - Schwab put the trident on the emblem as a future projection of Poseidon catching the big fish..... holy crapballs we've all been so wrong about him - he could foresee Dangerfish coming and put it out there for all to see. All hail Nostradamschwab

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    Well hasn't this topic sunk to a new low.

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    i wonder what out Net gain will be

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    It has to be true - it was on the 'net'

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    Well hasn't this topic sunk to a new low.

    So much carp to trawl through

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    Damn - i hate when that happens. I feel a little 'gill'-ty

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    Damn - i hate when that happens. I feel a little 'gill'-ty

    So you shored.

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    This whole thread ended up being a mist-hake

    What a turtle disaster

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    Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

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    Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

    perhaps she could be lured with a shiny metal one

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    Holy mackerel, only 12 more pages of fish puns until the Danger trade goes down. That's a small price to pay, I suppose.

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    12 more pages, I don't know if I can stand IT, somebody shave me

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    perhaps she could be lured with a shiny metal one

    We cod do batter

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    Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

    She certainly enhanced my deal.

    Wait, that's not a fish pun.

    I stand by it.

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