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Patrick Dangerfield

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I think it's all a load of pollacks.

Doesn't take a brain sturgeon to work that out

 

Doesn't take a brain sturgeon to work that out

I've heard the announcement will be on barra-munday

Edited by Ethan Tremblay

 

The tide is turning.

We took the bait.

We fell for this, hook, line and sinker.

They just reeled us in.

But I knew it was fishy.

You beat me to it - I must admit this Andrew guy has been around a while and I cant recall any other dodgy predictions.

He did say that his phone call to Doc Weildon reported that Roos had told him that the tides are turning for the dees and that there will be news announced by friday that will make every melbourne supporter happy.

Boner...

I wonder if Andrew grilled him...

Edited by Cards13


I guess we just need to 'tailor' the package.

I think I've got it.....

We caught a Dangerfield, on the/our fishing line.

You've finally hooked on Steve. Welcome aboard.

It all makes sense now - Schwab put the trident on the emblem as a future projection of Poseidon catching the big fish..... holy crapballs we've all been so wrong about him - he could foresee Dangerfish coming and put it out there for all to see. All hail Nostradamschwab

 

Well hasn't this topic sunk to a new low.

i wonder what out Net gain will be


It has to be true - it was on the 'net'

Well hasn't this topic sunk to a new low.

So much carp to trawl through

Damn - i hate when that happens. I feel a little 'gill'-ty

Damn - i hate when that happens. I feel a little 'gill'-ty

So you shored.


This whole thread ended up being a mist-hake

What a turtle disaster

Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

perhaps she could be lured with a shiny metal one


Holy mackerel, only 12 more pages of fish puns until the Danger trade goes down. That's a small price to pay, I suppose.

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12 more pages, I don't know if I can stand IT, somebody shave me

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Edited by dee-luded

perhaps she could be lured with a shiny metal one

We cod do batter

Watching the Brownlow the other night, maybe we could offer Dangers girlfriend some soft plastics to enhance the deal?

She certainly enhanced my deal.

Wait, that's not a fish pun.

I stand by it.

 

There is the danger that Eddy might try to mussel in on the deal and leave us floundering.

Edited by america de cali


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