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Carlton Kaos

jackaub
in Melbourne Demons

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Just saw Kernahan interview on news

Said those fatal words "the coach and staff have the full support of the board"

Mick meltdown Gone !!!!!!!

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    These bastards hijacked the news coverage for our first win of the season, and Jonesy's BOG match. Just another reason to hate Carlscum!!!!

    I saw the news crews filming the team at recovery yesterday but didn't see anything about it on the news.

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    How refreshing not to be the bad news story at the end of the weekend

    I really hope we can put a couple of wins together and have a half way descent season

    Just cant beat doing Carlton and watching their club implode

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    yep,lets hope essendon implodes next.

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    Just saw Kernahan interview on news

    Said those fatal words "the coach and staff have the full support of the board"

    Mick meltdown Gone !!!!!!!

    timing; its too soon to sack a coach.... especially when its the off field club leadership that's the hack weak link.

    kernal_haan should sacrifice himself, fall on his sword, commit harri-kirri, step down, excuse himself, sing the chorus to Mamy Blue, micks lead.

    :cool:

    Edited by dee-luded

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    At least MM gets to work with men like Barry Prendergast-two men at the very peak of their decline.

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    At least MM gets to work with men like Barry Prendergast-two men at the very peak of their decline.

    "Peak of their decline"..??

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    "Peak of their decline"..??

    Rollercoaster.

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    "Peak of their decline"..??

    Write your own twaddle.

    No need to copy.

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    Write your own twaddle.

    No need to copy.

    It's just one of the silliest phrases I've seen!

    Simply doesn't work.

    Even the "trough of their decline" would then indicate you expect inprovement from here.

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    It's just one of the silliest phrases I've seen!

    Simply doesn't work.

    Even the "trough of their decline" would then indicate you expect inprovement from here.

    You cannot inprove on perfection Machsy.

    You might suggest to Hemmingway that his work is a bit sparse.

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    That, Biffen, is one of the funniest posts I have ever read.

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    You cannot inprove on perfection Machsy.

    You might suggest to Hemmingway that his work is a bit sparse.

    You can improve on gibberish though.

    I've not read much by Hemingway, but I can still spell his name correctly.

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    You can improve on gibberish though.

    I've not read much by Hemingway, but I can still spell his name correctly.

    Always room for inprovement.

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    Anyway, back on Carlton...

    I recall in recent years many people lauding Judd for his leadership and I could never get my head around it.

    Yes, head leads by example. He sets an amazing example.

    But there's so much more to leadership than that, and I think Judd falls down in a lot of those areas.

    Heroic and spectacular acts on the field are just that.

    Others may get a lift from these acts, but I don't see that as providing great leadership.

    That's just playing footy.

    Malthouse now discussing Carlton on FC as being the quietest footy club he's even been at, would seem to be testament to that.

    That and maybe also their recruiters being shy of selecting another loudmouth troublemaker like Fevola.

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    I actually was quite impressed by MM's press conference after the loss, he made allot of sense, we did do some things right and won the game, but their hard ball gets were up there and if we had at any stage not stuck fat to the plan they would have come over the top of us. They couldn't buy a goal but we played well and they were under pressure going for goal. Not that I like MM but he was pretty sensible about it all.

    What is very obvious is that MM is now firmly in the sights of the Media, and is the coach they want to 'get' this year. MM is going to be offered up as the necessary sacrifice by the media, regardless of whether it is deserved or not.

    I of course love that the plebeian rabble has chosen Carlton to dwell on and not us, my hate for them remains undiminished.

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    At least MM gets to work with men like Barry Prendergast-two men at the very peak of their decline.

    "Peak of their decline"..??

    nadir maybe, or trough??
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    Anyway, back on Carlton...

    I recall in recent years many people lauding Judd for his leadership and I could never get my head around it.

    Yes, head leads by example. He sets an amazing example.

    But there's so much more to leadership than that, and I think Judd falls down in a lot of those areas.

    I particularly like the way he discloates the shoulders of defenceless blokes on the bottom of packs. We should all emulate this maestro.

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    ha mathieson, zis is chaos; we don't whiteant one another here...

    'schtaker', get me Nixon on the phone

    ricky, did you you lose our number again? where's that vetinary chemist you were telling about? got de number?

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    I particularly like the way he discloates the shoulders of defenceless blokes on the bottom of packs. We should all emulate this maestro.

    handcuffs would be a start, & a funnel.

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    Spoke to a guy runs a store around these parts, very staunch Carton fan, always laughing about Melbourne whenever he gets a chance..........he didnt know where to look when I asked him about the game on Sunday morning....he was genuinely hurt and embarrassed and his face was red.... I didnt let him off the hook for at least 10 mins and I intend to keep reminding him about Melbourne for the rest of this year and well into next.

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