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Outrageous player predictions for 2014

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Who will Roos turn from spud to delicious curly fries next year ?

I'll kick off.

Pederson to become our Ted Richards.

Edited by nutbean

 

Magner to have a laser targeting system attached to his foot.

 

Who will Roos turn from spud to delicious curly fries next year ?

I'll kick off.

Pederson to become our Ted Richards.

Good luck with that one nutbean.

Grimes and Trengove to have good seasons playing in their correct positions i.e. Half Back and Half forward respectively.

Edited by old dee

Strauss to play every game next year and top 5 in the B&F


Strauss to play every game next year and top 5 in the B&F

Damn it................I was going to go with Strauss!

I'll say Sam Blease All Australian on the HFF !

Nathan Jones to stop skirting packs and start winning some hard ball every now and then.

Frawley and other supposedly elite players kick on their non preferred foot rather than run back in to traffic.

 

Damn it................I was going to go with Strauss!

I'll say Sam Blease All Australian on the HFF !

It's ok I'll share Strauss with you if you want.

.... after all it looks like me taking him forced you to step a little further into 'Outrageous' than you perhaps needed to ;)

max gawn to be in All Australian form


Jack Watts to play with the intensity and courage of Jonathan Brown.

For Jack Watts to chill the fark out when there's an opportunity to win the ball at a contest.

He's going to kill himself otherwise..

Sam Blease to break Abletts streak and win a MVP 6 years in a row

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max gawn to be in All Australian form

Max Gawn to be my personal minder and press floor 77 on the Eureka Tower lift because I am too short to reach.


Who will Roos turn from spud to delicious curly fries next year ?

I'll kick off.

Pederson to become our Ted Richards.

I'd be happy if he became our Ted Fidge. We can reset his goals from there

Sylvia to have a breakout season.

settle down

your just being silly now

THINK before you post

Jack Watts

Colin Sylvia to win a Bluey realising all that built up untapped potential from finally doing a full pre season.


For Jack Watts to chill the fark out when there's an opportunity to win the ball at a contest.

He's going to kill himself otherwise..

Maybe I've misunderstood, but do you mean one of the other Jacks, ie, Viney?

 

Grimes off half back is the most obvious one.

I'd really hope for Howe and/or Watts on a wing.

If I had to predict improved performance from a midfielder I'd go with McKenzie re-affirming himself as a tackling machine and decent player.

Jetta and Magner to play every game and become important contributors in our midfield.

(Assuming both of them are even here in a months time...)


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