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Sir Why You Little   36,681

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... with all the science being wasted in the court of mayhem, what can be done with the feathered fiends on the feast.

maybe the scientists could make themselves useful?

Could the cats be put to good use removing those pesky birds???

Chips in the carpark. Hot.
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Overhead wires have done a fantastic job getting rid of the majority of the birds.

Unfortunately they can't count the birds in our attendance anymore.

Mick Malthouse seems to be about the only person who is worried by them anymore.

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Overhead wires have done a fantastic job getting rid of the majority of the birds.

Unfortunately they can't count the birds in our attendance anymore.

Mick Malthouse seems to be about the only person who is worried by them anymore.

I don't think Micky's ever been the same since he started watching Alfred Hitchcock... maybe he showed the blues his video library... :lol:

Only Sheedy dislikes those seagulls... he'd sort them out.

I like WYL's idea, chilli chips... nice 'N' hot.

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I don't think Micky's ever been the same since he started watching Alfred Hitchcock... maybe he showed the blues his video library... :lol:

Only Sheedy dislikes those seagulls... he'd sort them out.

I like WYL's idea, chilli chips... nice 'N' hot.

Panadol in chips even better, however I don't think the kiddies will be happy with all the carcasses left on the pitch...

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... with all the science being wasted in the court of mayhem, what can be done with the feathered fiends on the feast.

maybe the scientists could make themselves useful?

Could the cats be put to good use removing those pesky birds???

bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

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bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

this is a serious footy manner,,, killing 2 birds with one slingshot is the aim.

didn't you enjoy big ears dickk dastardly & his brand.... better call sheedy back to fix the seagulls now this is outa hand.

that brand will be sponsor trash once we all start laughing about all this, on their accounts...

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bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

Can I join the team please?

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bout time we got onto a serious football subject big fella

mmmm playing finals next year,this problem needs sorting out

perhaps bbo,wyl to be given 12 gauge shotties and let loose from the top of the members?

BBO does not need a shotgun to scare away seagulls, if his bio pic is anything to go by.

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