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My patience with Howe is running very, very low. Have kept my eye on him the whole game - refuses to run, shepherd, and basically put in full stop.

We're blinded with his ability to mark. Apart from that what else does he do?

We're blinded with his ability to mark. Apart from that what else does he do?

Nothing

His pressure is worse than Watts
 

We are 5 goals down. If Howe kicked those two that is 3 goals. Umpiring has got them at least 4 goals either directly from free kicks that weren't there or from an inside 50 resulting from a free kick that wasn't there.

We aren't playing well enough to be in the game but we should be based on those numbers.

Bog challenge for the boys in the second half: hold out together and dint get blown away.

Also fingers crossed for Viney getting to 30 touches. Might be our first player this year to do so!

Kent keeps showing promise and spencer makes people bleed. I hope spencer runs into a umpire

Lol - Love Spencers aggression.


Calling it right now - Jack Viney will never be 'Melbourned'.

Kid is a gun. His attack on the ball is Selwood-like.

Makes Selwood look like a sissy!

I am the game today taking great pleasure out of the fact at least a 6-12 of these useless bastards won't be wearing red and blue in our first home game in 2014.

Byrnes being one definitely

My patience with Howe is running very, very low. Have kept my eye on him the whole game - refuses to run, shepherd, and basically put in full stop.

He is being played out of position, for those who thought he should be deep forward now you see why he shouldn't.

He needs space to move around and up the ground, high hf to wing.
 

My patience with Howe is running very, very low. Have kept my eye on him the whole game - refuses to run, shepherd, and basically put in full stop.

Trade him to north for Levi Greenwood - 38 touches yesterday.

Don't think it's been mentioned, but Jordie is killing Fyfe


We are 5 goals down. If Howe kicked those two that is 3 goals. Umpiring has got them at least 4 goals either directly from free kicks that weren't there or from an inside 50 resulting from a free kick that wasn't there.

We aren't playing well enough to be in the game but we should be based on those numbers.

Bog challenge for the boys in the second half: hold out together and dint get blown away.

Also fingers crossed for Viney getting to 30 touches. Might be our first player this year to do so!

Good effort and contested work that qtr. Viney, Spencer and Dunn all excellent with some good play from Silvia and Kent.

Calling it right now - Jack Viney will never be 'Melbourned'.

Kid is a gun. His attack on the ball is Selwood-like.

Well said - Jack represents everything Melbourne should stand for.

Shannon Bynes FFS!! Was he a good goal kick at Geelong?

They called him the leprechaun for a good reason!

He waits at the end of the rainbow (goal square) for a pot of gold (ball) to fall into his hands.

Anywhere else and he is stumped!

Has anyone else at the game noticed Sylvia going off at Watts..... I've seen 3 separate occasions where jack should have passed to Sylvia and chose otherwise. Col was pretty demonstrative on each occasion!


Has anyone else at the game noticed Sylvia going off at Watts..... I've seen 3 separate occasions where jack should have passed to Sylvia and chose otherwise. Col was pretty demonstrative on each occasion!

Sylvia is maybe seeing a bit of his old self in Watts and is trying to fire him up?

As for Sylvia - I think he is the most unfairly treated player on demonland. Has been very consistent this year!

Sylvia is maybe seeing a bit of his old self in Watts and is trying to fire him up?

As for Sylvia - I think he is the most unfairly treated player on demonland. Has been very consistent this year!

Agree entirely although Dunn would be up there with unfairly treated players

Jack Watts putting off contract talks and still doing [censored] all out there

Not able to watch game....but was that putting off contact or contract?


Has anyone else at the game noticed Sylvia going off at Watts..... I've seen 3 separate occasions where jack should have passed to Sylvia and chose otherwise. Col was pretty demonstrative on each occasion!

And Col's never done anything like that himself?

Any chance we can do a Frankenstein and transplant the skills/finish side of Watt's brain into Col's bod?

And Col's never done anything like that himself?

Any chance we can do a Frankenstein and transplant the skills/finish side of Watt's brain into Col's bod?

Sylvia is an amazing kick!

 

Terlich is far too loose, Balantyne is all over him. Can't kick....or find a target....not up to AFL standard .

Give him a break. Its his first year.

Does anyone else see a bit of Dane Swan in Dean Kent? Even the way they have started their careers is simular.


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