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Watts has taken his laziness to another level.

Clearly doesn't wanna be here anymore. Terrible.

Freo is choking us and little Miss Piggy aka umpire Schmidt is killing us.

 

We've had the ball half as many times as they have...and we've tackled half as many times as they have. And when we do tackle, we generally release the tackle in time for them to free their arms and handball to a teammate.

When it's all said and done, the pea hearted efforts of our playing group over numerous years will be the number one reason we are no longer allowed to play in the AFL. The coaches can't go out there and tackle for you.

13 minute mark and JW ambles away from the action, back to the ball. We are in possession.

 

5 inside 50's kicking with a 5 goal breeze

what a team of retards

See my earlier post. We were sure as hell not joking with the breeze.

Watts has taken his laziness to another level.

Clearly doesn't wanna be here anymore. Terrible.

Freo is choking us and little Miss Piggy aka umpire Schmidt is killing us.

JW doesn't work to create opportunities or help out unless the ball immediately in his domain. Very sorry to be saying this.


We haven't registered an inside 50 yet.

This is like a python versus a rabbit.

except that rabbits can run.

Fair dinkum. It's 10 minutes before the game and I've seen bigger crowds at Shield matches.

The AFL may need to doctor the crowd figure..... This is embarrassing.

Good pressure and good goal from kent

 

Great kick watts

comical stuffup there

Watts looking to get suspended?

Oh Christ Howe that sums up our year


That will disappoint that smug dock Drew Morphett on the ABC. He is a deadset [censored]. All he adds to the conversation is 'Melbournes 50 entry on track for all time low'

Poster. JW has done two high collisions, will have to watch that.

Disgraceful decision there Barlow gawn, got a free ffs

Strauss is about the only kick out of the backline we can trust


Comical free to Freo, great tackle. Howe gets mongrel bounce in square, bad luck.

Terrible bounce for howe

 

WE HAD THREE EASY GOALS CHANCES AND DIDNT GET 1 OF THEM

ABSOLUTE LOSERS

Howe and Davis make Tom Hawkins look like a ballerina!


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