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Bad Times Grimes.

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Interesting to look at who's getting most of the footy to date:

N Jones

Viney

Pedersen

M Jones

Clisby

Byrnes

Trengove

Grimes

Kent

Terlich

Says something about Howe, Dunn, Sylvia and Watts, who are supposed to be leaders!

There we go. That's the difference between Trengove and Grimes. Grimes cannot kick a football. One kicks a captain's goal, the other misses without any pressure.

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It's quite sad how some of the supporters on here are blaming the umpires. The umps are the people who have kept this from a thrashing, not the players.

Agreed. This is the first game this year I would say the umpires have favoured us over the opposition. We're lucky we're not further down with the lack of pressure applied today. How the hell we were more than 10 tackles less than GWS when they had a stack more ball is an indictment on the playing group not trying or working hard enough. Pathetic.


Grimes....

Get [censored]

Jack Grimes is a joke

Grimes turnover. The perfect symbolic ending to this game.

 

I'm sticking to my guns here. Trengove's been good. Get off his back.

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There we go. That's the difference between Trengove and Grimes. Grimes cannot kick a football. One kicks a captain's goal, the other misses without any pressure.

And who turns it over to give Cameron the sealer? That heart and soul player in Grimes. The question must be asked. What does Grimes offer us?


Grimes is a joke certainly not a captain

Grimes kicks it straight over the head of Jones on His own to Cameron who kicks a goal from outside 50. Yes people we are that bad, really we are.

Any chance any of our turds could match up on Smith?

It's such a shame that I look forward to watching football each week. Its one of the only things I enjoy doing. And this team of [censored] heads just fluff about. How about working hard for one? Jesus [censored] Christ. The players should practice running all preseason. Oh thats right, you did.wouldn't [censored] know it the way you play.

Dunn. Can you please just [censored] off?

Seriously. Make an impact on the game or [censored] off.

Where is Jackie boy? havent seen him Oh yes he is trying to impress other teams recruiters isnt he?


And who turns it over to give Cameron the sealer? That heart and soul player in Grimes. The question must be asked. What does Grimes offer us?

Leading our B+F before getting his shoulder torn off. He has been a shadow of his former self since coming back, but with another pre-season he'll be back to his best.

Can't do this anymore.

Thanks for genuinely draining me emotionally and mentally. I'm out.

It's sad to see Jack Grimes like this. He showed real promise a while back, but he is playing at a VFL level this year. I know he's had injuries, but he's mid way through his career now and he's still not what he should be and is going backwards at a rapid rate. Really sad to see for someone who was so passionate about the club.

Nathan Jones should demand a transfer. He like the members, doesn't deserve to put up with this rubbish any longer


I thought we recruited Toumpas because he had good disposal...hahahahahaha!

classic demonland attacking the character of the players, look at jack watts? he should be a leader

And Taggert can't get a game.

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Nowhere near an honourable loss. Ugh. Probably will lose by highest margin of the game.

another culling at the end of the year??

can think of a few to go.

Just dont understand how they tolerate being this bad.


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