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Dinner Tonight

Norm Smith's Curse
in Melbourne Demons

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NSC is very reliable with his source! looking forward to it.

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    NSC is very reliable with his source! looking forward to it.

    Reliable with his sauce?

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    GW$ are favourites with the bookies.

    I had to laugh.

    The club i love & we all love is that bad.

    How did we ALL allow it to get so bad...??

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    GW$ are favourites with the bookies.

    I had to laugh.

    The club i love & we all love is that bad.

    How did we ALL allow it to get so bad...??

    Our drafting has been disgraceful.

    I can't revisit this, I'm too depressed.

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    Our drafting has been disgraceful.

    I can't revisit this, I'm too depressed.

    The HK is waiting jr!
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    The HK is waiting jr!

    Start with rebuilding the suspension od.

    Get some old drop sheets out, cover the floor, drop the front end and start scrubbing, unbolting and whacking with a bloody big hammer!

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    The HK is waiting jr!

    HK old dee? Hara kiri?

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    HK old dee? Hara kiri?

    You know what a HK is hardtack

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    Home made chicken schnitzel, rice and salad. Peach crumble heated up then vanilla ice cream on top.

    Mans not a robot.

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    You know what a HK is hardtack

    Of course OD (was an EH man myself)...but in terms of the topic of discussion, I thought my version was possibly more appropriate.

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    I ate Cale Morton for dinner. Too much bone with no meat.

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    Yep, with the metal grill. Original ermine white with aqua blue interior.

    i hope you have at least a 253 V8 ready to drop in Jumbo.

    I am a lover of the GTHO & the Ford GT40

    But the Australian V8 was world class

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    i hope you have at least a 253 V8 ready to drop in Jumbo.

    I am a lover of the GTHO & the Ford GT40

    But the Australian V8 was world class

    Have a 202 somewhere for it.

    I love the GTs! Nothing like an Aussie 8.

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    Of course OD (was an EH man myself)...but in terms of the topic of discussion, I thought my version was possibly more appropriate.

    There is no football team on earth that would get done that route hardtack

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    Yep, with the metal grill. Original ermine white with aqua blue interior.

    Remember it well jr

    Have had a lot of holdens over the years, started with a 48-215

    Then a HD, followed by a HQ then a HZ ( probably the worst car I have ever owned )

    Had a couple of Valiants and a falcon in there as well.

    God I am old at last count I have owned 15 different cars.

    Back to the thread,

    Quiche, chips and salad with my Grand Daughter tonight.

    Washed down with a cheap red.

    She said it was a poor year and stayed with cordial.

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    Remember it well jr

    Have had a lot of holdens over the years, started with a 48-215

    Then a HD, followed by a HQ then a HZ ( probably the worst car I have ever owned )

    Had a couple of Valiants and a falcon in there as well.

    God I am old at last count I have owned 15 different cars.

    Back to the thread,

    Quiche, chips and salad with my Grand Daughter tonight.

    Washed down with a cheap red.

    She said it was a poor year and stayed with cordial.

    Hahahahaha!!
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    Remember it well jr

    Have had a lot of holdens over the years, started with a 48-215

    Then a HD, followed by a HQ then a HZ ( probably the worst car I have ever owned )

    Had a couple of Valiants and a falcon in there as well.

    God I am old at last count I have owned 15 different cars.

    Back to the thread,

    Quiche, chips and salad with my Grand Daughter tonight.

    Washed down with a cheap red.

    She said it was a poor year and stayed with cordial.

    Must have been a 2010? Or 11? Or 2012? Bloody hell, they've all been shocking.

    Tell your mate to look after his XU1......rare as....

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    How long does it take to eat dinner?

    Come on NSC go to the gents and post on your iPhone if need be.

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    Me too!

    3x Gummy Shark.

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