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WELCOME TO DEMONLAND - PAUL ROOS

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in Melbourne Demons

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ROOS HAS SIGNED his name across my heart.

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    I have 8 warning points...

    I have learnt my lesson.

    Part of my war against my MFCSS is grin and laugh at that....so well played DD36.

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    That was the speediest two pages of posts that i have seen for a while!

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    I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

    A ban of some sort would seem warranted but I'm still the coach of the demonland/demonology footy team, we have a big game coming up against bomberblitz and dazzledavey36 is my best midfielder.

    What would Paul Roos do?

    :)

    Would a suspended sentence help?

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    I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

    A ban of some sort would seem warranted but I'm still the coach of the demonland/demonology footy team, we have a big game coming up against bomberblitz and dazzledavey36 is my best midfielder.

    What would Paul Roos do?

    :)

    Paul Roos would just edit the post and post something my 5 year old would say.

    No wait, that's me that would do that. :D

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    I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

    A ban of some sort would seem warranted but I'm still the coach of the demonland/demonology footy team, we have a big game coming up against bomberblitz and dazzledavey36 is my best midfielder.

    What would Paul Roos do?

    :)

    Force him to watch an entire season of X Factor.

    More than enough punishment IMO.

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    I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

    A ban of some sort would seem warranted but I'm still the coach of the demonland/demonology footy team, we have a big game coming up against bomberblitz and dazzledavey36 is my best midfielder.

    What would Paul Roos do?

    :)

    Take it to court so he can play in the grand final ?

    Well done Dazzler. Like Nasher, I was 98% sure you were extracting the urine. The other 2% wanted to track you down & kill you. Slowly & painfully.

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    What would Paul Roos do?

    Check with your wife and kids?

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    Check with your wife and kids?

    I don't have enough lol for this.

    Brilliant.

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    I'm on the horns of a dilemma.

    A ban of some sort would seem warranted but I'm still the coach of the demonland/demonology footy team, we have a big game coming up against bomberblitz and dazzledavey36 is my best midfielder.

    What would Paul Roos do?

    :)

    i reported his post cos i was so rattled

    dont ban him though

    all fun and games

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    Check with your wife and kids?

    Best call by a mile!

    Well Done

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    Problem is my wife supports Essendon.

    Wow, your house must have been a pretty sad place this season.

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    I'm a long time MFCSS sufferer, based out of Amsterdam. Thanks to everyone for keeping me and many others updated, even amidst the rumours, wind-ups and MFC related bouts of eternal pessimism. This is looking good! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSS

    And congrats on the double ton

    Edited by AmDamDemon

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    So tomorrow?

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    WA scribes announcing that J Worsfold's resigned from WC Coach.

    Not sure if this have any bearings on what takes with MFC the next 72 hours.

    I [censored] hope not.

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    Welcome aboard AM Dam

    May catch up in AD after I disembark from an APT cruise

    Edited by Chippy

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    WA scribes announcing that J Worsfold's resigned from WC Coach.

    Not sure if this have any bearings on what takes with MFC the next 72 hours.

    I [censored] hope not.

    Just confirmed on FoxSports. Will be a presser 5pm/7pm est

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    Fark WC continue to be my biggest fear in all this.

    Just sign already Roos. You are actually killing me.

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