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Watts back, beard gone and salvation is on its way.

Whispering_Jack
in Melbourne Demons

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Report from Clint Stanaway on twitter:-

In the wake of their latest scandal, the Demons have hit the track at Gosch's Paddock... including a clean shaven Jack Watts.

Glory be ... salvation is on its way. We cannot lose now that the facial hair has gone the way of the club doctor and the CEO before him.

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    It would be nice and would make a powerful statement to supporters if they all shaved for today and looked like a professional outfit

    Call it a bonding moment. It may make a difference

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    Report from Clint Stanaway on twitter:-

    Glory be ... salvation is on its way. We cannot lose now that the facial hair has gone the way of the club doctor and the CEO before him.

    and the coach gets a reprieve thanks to the DanK distraction. win or lose Neeld will survive now.

    all jokes aside we look good with Gawn back in. Lets wish him well today. Dees by 34 pts

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    The Coach will survive if he deserves to.

    I don't care what Stephen Dank does.

    If Neeld can get the side to play with passion he will survive. Take a look at James Hird Mark.

    Let the players play. Put the theories and processes to one side.

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    Stuie won't be happy. Schwabb gone, doctor gone and now the beard. Will anyone survive?

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    The Coach will survive if he deserves to.

    I don't care what Stephen Dank does.

    If Neeld can get the side to play with passion he will survive. Take a look at James Hird Mark.

    Let the players play. Put the theories and processes to one side.

    That does make some sense wyl

    I woke up this morning and thoughy Neeld will survive if he can get the players to play - which could be a positive in the long run... I mean look at the blues, they are no where near the rabble we are and they are struggling with a their new game plans etc - it happens

    At the end of the day [censored]'s going to sort itself out one way or another - be upset we suck - but lets not lose all faith

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    Stuie won't be happy. Schwabb gone, doctor gone and now the beard. Will anyone survive?

    Nit if we keep losing by 100 pts :)

    Edited by Unleash Hell

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    Stuie won't be happy. Schwabb gone, doctor gone and now the beard. Will anyone survive?

    Stuie will only be happy if Neeld goes, Gys and Beamer return, and the tooth fairy is selected to play at CHB

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    i would like to see them all come out with military style haircuts

    they'd still get spanked by 100 though.. then they'd just be a bag of spuds with crap haircuts

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    hmmm If cale morton grew a beard.... he'd still be crap

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    That would be RLT, Goodes, Malcevski, Mumford, McVie, McGlynn, Armstrong & Grundy... What's your angle on that Dermott? Or do you have to consult your Storm mates who told you about MFC's poor recovery habits at your favourite nightspot?????

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    That would be RLT, Goodes, Malcevski, Mumford, McVie, McGlynn, Armstrong & Grundy... What's your angle on that Dermott? Or do you have to consult your Storm mates who told you about MFC's poor recovery habits at your favourite nightspot?????

    If Melbourne were trying a little harder on field, the 'beards' would not be an issue.

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    has he done his back ?

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    So what's happens if he plays bad without the beard.......

    we'll get him tatooed and see if that works

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    It would be nice and would make a powerful statement to supporters if they all shaved for today and looked like a professional outfit

    Call it a bonding moment. It may make a difference

    Jimmy+Bartel+AFL+Rd+8+Geelong+v+Collingw

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    It would be nice and would make a powerful statement to supporters if they all shaved for today and looked like a professional outfit

    Call it a bonding moment. It may make a difference

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    Do you remember a few years ago when Richmond were coming off the ground after copping a flogging. Their supporters were hanging over the race spitting on them. Look at them now.

    There is hope. Just got to get back to playing aggressive footy like the first half last week, but for four qtrs. Get back respect from us, themselves and the football community.

    I have to say, I'm sick of being the butt of the AFL jokes - From now on every match I'm going to see I am gonna turn ferral and show that Melb supporters can give as good as they get. Anyone try's to mock Melb in front of me, I'm gonna turn ferral and stick it back up em.

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    now the bad news......dunny's mo is back

    No its' not, saw him today at Windy Hill.

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