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GAMEDAY - ROUND 2

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Mark Jamar - worst player in the AFL

How the hell was he an all australian

 

Bet ya Dawes regrets signing now.... Mark Neeld batter tear shreds of them! [censored] kill them Neeldy that's just [censored]

 

Gillies.......scary!

What's just as scary is Rodan is the sub so if we lose a player we may have both he and Gillies on the ground at the same time.

Put Viney in the ruck - he would be 100% better than "falling over" "hands and knees" Jamar...


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We should get Garry Lyon to find our next coach

Hes really good at that sort of thing

Howe is our best player by a mile. 15 touches and 8 marks.

 

Jamar has even had a kick!! just two handballs!

This weeks media barrage is going to be even worse.


So what's to be done? Clearly DM and his board are finished ( stuie, they are the people who oversaw our current mess ). Neeld survives or goes based on commercial considerations. Craig takes over ad senior coach. How do get a board ticket up?

I thought they said clark is off, and garland is down in the rooms getting treatment. What a debacle. Essendon is running around the melbourne players like they are witches hats, disgusting the number of open and free players, while our players stand around like teapots. What an absolute disgrace.

This weeks media barrage is going to be even worse.

The media are going to bend the club over and stick a footy right up there.

I think most of the players are trying but we're still going to lose by 100 points.

Gillies is probably the worst player I've seen in red and blue since Damian Gaspar.

Jamar is a joke.

Sellar is not AFL-quality forward. Shift him back.

Neeld will not be around in 2014.

ps. Well done Aaron Davey for having a go out there. He's not finished just yet.

Mark Jamar, that is one of the worst halves of football I have ever seen, he is responsible for a good 6 goals by simply handing the bombers a solid centre clearance again and again, there has been 18 centre bounces I reckon he's lost every single one.. and 2 disposals to go with it, unbelievably bad


We have had more taps than Essendon, but I can only recall one going directly to a melbourne player and that was when jones gathered a ryder tap. Jamar needs to fire up and punch the ball not tap it down at this feet to essendon players,

Please sack the coach, put someone else to make sure the players are trained to play proper footy.

Agree with the previous post, that pre-match rev up by Neeld required reaching for the valium, felt like it was a 'Depression Anonymous' meeting

Didnt Garry Lyon also have a big hand in getting Bailey, so his hit rate for appointing coaches is top notch

I lost, I have no idea what to going on or what we can do to change it. Watts is useless. Neeld should make them all shave those stupid beards off. This team is going to be one of the hardest to play against, only because the other team can not stop laughing.

No point sacking Neeld if G Lyon is allowed to pick the next one again.


Much worse than last week, they look so bad it's unbelievable that they are playing AFL football.

The fact they made so few changes shows that the Coach hasn't got a clue; how could you give Gillies another game, or make Rodan Sub, or play Byrnes?

All it shows me is the coach can't admit he was wrong and just drop the NQR players and try he kids we have.

This is the last game I will watch, this is the last season I will be a member, no more.

this is one of the worst matches I've seen.... And I've seen a few..... I might join you on the outer too.... I don't buy memberships for this [censored]!

Where's Trengove?

 

Agree with the previous post, that pre-match rev up by Neeld required reaching for the valium, felt like it was a 'Depression Anonymous' meeting Didnt Garry Lyon also have a big hand in getting Bailey, so his hit rate for appointing coaches is top notch

The worst thing is actually that he allowed it to be filmed. Like he's trying to make his efforts public. A very odd and very concerning act of desperation to somehow call of the dogs who are calling for his head...


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