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Forget moral and social issues (whatever they are) and get to the point. Can I get an insurer who will believe that my barbecued alpacas have really been struck by lightening?

did you pay an extra premium for fusion?

they'd probably define it as an act-of-god anyway

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Forget moral and social issues (whatever they are) and get to the point. Can I get an insurer who will believe that my barbecued alpacas have really been struck by lightening?

I cant believe you would ever consider such cruelty .

Haven't your insurers been through enough ,let alone the alpacas .

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did you pay an extra premium for fusion?

they'd probably define it as an act-of-god anyway

I cant believe you would ever consider such cruelty .

Haven't your insurers been through enough ,let alone the alpacas .

You soft suburbanites are all the same. Where do you think a decent lump of meat comes from - or goes to? You need some moral reappraisal. We're real men out here - If they are old enough to bleed they are old enough .... ( I'd better stop there) you get the picture. Man up. Throw off your urban sensibilities. It's time to return to your roots.

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You soft suburbanites are all the same. Where do you think a decent lump of meat comes from - or goes to? You need some moral reappraisal. We're real men out here - If they are old enough to bleed they are old enough .... ( I'd better stop there) you get the picture. Man up. Throw off your urban sensibilities. It's time to return to your roots.

I feel liberated .I can't wait to come up to Romsey for the next masculinity weekend .

Just leave everything behind and feel the hunter within again.

Can I bring my manbag and my boat shoes though?

I feel unmanly without them.

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I feel liberated .I can't wait to come up to Romsey for the next masculinity weekend .

Just leave everything behind and feel the hunter within again.

Can I bring my manbag and my boat shoes though?

I feel unmanly without them.

How could anyone survive without their manbag!

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ah, if only

Come on, forget outdated notions of chivalry - tell us about them.

I feel liberated .I can't wait to come up to Romsey for the next masculinity weekend .

Just leave everything behind and feel the hunter within again.

Can I bring my manbag and my boat shoes though?

I feel unmanly without them.

You can run a workshop. You could be star of the show. I'm sure you won't be unmanly.

PS I don't want stuie to know about this. He'll only try to steal the limelight.

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Go to the MFC website, roll over where it says "the club", click on sponsors.

Thanks, Stuie! Found it! But, I've gotta admit I'm still a little mystified as to why the Club doesn't list all those sponsors on the Home Page of their site, under the heading "Melbourne Football Club proudly sponsored by:"

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Thanks, Stuie! Found it! But, I've gotta admit I'm still a little mystified as to why the Club doesn't list all those sponsors on the Home Page of their site, under the heading "Melbourne Football Club proudly sponsored by:"

Might be just due to level of sponsorship. Maybe only major sponsors get that privilege and it's part of the incentive.

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Might be just due to level of sponsorship. Maybe only major sponsors get that privilege and it's part of the incentive.

True.

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