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Friday "CAPTION THIS PIC" Contest

Guest Hulkamania
Guest Hulkamania
in Melbourne Demons

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    See thats what Rangie looks like.

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    Now for the hardest part of and coaching job... the cuts

    Moloney. your cut

    Jurrah. cut

    Green. cut

    Rivers. Good hussle, your cut

    Morton cut

    Cook. cut

    Gysberts I like you that is why you wer so hard to cut

    Sheahan cut.

    the rest of you can stay

    except

    Bate.

    Bennell

    Jetta

    Lawrence

    your all cut

    Martin. cut

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    Is this really a competition to see who can get closest to being banned without being banned?

    I'm giving BH three shots before running over 'the line'.

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    Okay boys ill show you one more time: yooooou put your right hand in , you pull your right hand out , you put your right hand in and you shake it all about

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    "and then Mumny Bear sad: whose been eating my porridge ?"

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    This is how many fingers in going to insert into the MFCs backside with my drafting skills

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    Heil shitness!

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    Follow me this way and I'll lead you to the promised land.

    Hallelujah brothers.

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    um...whacker?

    errr!.... Spell Check please.

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    Next time I'll use my fist !!!

    He didn't this time?

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    Under 74kgs please proceed to the changerooms.

    Over 74kgs... one cross each, first door to the left.

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    "If Range Rover aka Hulkamania posts one more thing about recruiting, especially Watts, I'll judo chop him just like this...."

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    And the Lord has leteth it be known that Hogan is the forthcoming Saviour.

    He will leadeth us to the holy grail.

    Edited by skills32

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    I'll teach those smarmy establishment Silver tails at MFC a lesson or two for employing me. Power to proletariat Comrades. Come Comrade Morton, Come Comrade Cook lets over throw these bourgeois pigs.

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