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Oh lord, how did we not get a touch in that!

 

TRENGOVE!!!

Useless as [censored] on a bull

Honestly Neeld - whether he is to blame for this or not - I want him to show some balls which is what we've needed in a coach since Northey.

 

Something has to be done after this game. I've had enough, and I'm sure you all have too.

Not saying sack the coach (yet), but something MAJOR needs to be done, THIS WEEK.

Only question is what? Drop as many players as we can and bring in ANY and ALL MFC listed players at Casey?


My neiighbour just found out i go for the dees and laughed. Yeah its hilarous!

we are a dead set bunch of pea hearts with NO respect for the jumper they wear and represent

 

How many more coaches will this group of players destroy? We can change coaches every 10 rounds the way they have a go.


Is this going to be our lowest score ever?

How many more coaches will this group of players destroy? We can change coaches every 10 rounds the way they have a go.

Or how many more coaches will destroy this playing group?! Really, it could be either...

My mate who lives in Sydney and knows nothing about AFL and has no interest just texted me, "Melbourne are so [censored] [censored]". The word is spreading.

Very sad,i thought we were improving against the Saints,Dogs.We're getting worse with every game and haven't hit rock bottom,that will come against GWS when they hammer us.

Pick 1 for us!!!

We'll even stuff that up!!!


Players should be switched to incentive based pay, if they work hard tackle give effort all the way through the game the get their full wage, if they do it for 3/4, they get 3/4 their wage

this week they get no pay so far

Still no pay for them.

if it gets any worse they should all be fined by the club as well as loosing this weeks matchday payment

Very sad,i thought we were improving against the Saints,Dogs.We're getting worse with every game and haven't hit rock bottom,that will come against GWS when they hammer us.

Pick 1 for us!!!

We'll even stuff that up!!!

Pick 1 Melbourne.... Jack Viney................ D'oh!

M F C ircus rollup rollup come see the clowns

Has a draft pick ever sued a club for retention of talent??

Because thats whats going to happen ,any new kid will have their talent destroyed unless some kind of miracle happens, or before the AFL tell this club its all over.

I'll give you a positive. We are the only game on right now and nobody at the footy club can hide from this.

If you think we've been under pressure before this year I don't think you've seen anything yet.

Whats the point of more draft picks when we've wasted the ones we've had or not developed the players we've got. Casey's list would be showing more.


Everyone is blaming the playing group. I don't know whom to blame. Last year they were saying that the team to watch will be Melbourne.

Or how many more coaches will destroy this playing group?! Really, it could be either...

Touché

Very sad,i thought we were improving against the Saints,Dogs.We're getting worse with every game and haven't hit rock bottom,that will come against GWS when they hammer us.

Pick 1 for us!!!

We'll even stuff that up!!!

Well, no. Even if we finish last we don't get pick 1...

 

We've only kicked 2 goals. This could be our lowest score? Such a pathetic club at present. It's so frustrating and draining supporting this rabble :(


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