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Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

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Who controls the British crown?

Who keeps the metric system down?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?

Who keeps the Martians under wraps?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who holds back the electric car?

Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?

Who rigs every Oscar night?

Jack Watts! Jack Watts!

The stone cutters !!!!!

Demon SeaMan Demon

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..bad hair cuts

..1st black US president

..the death of grunge

..end to World Peace

..Murdochs being outkasted in the UK for shonky media (a disease which is spreading & crawling to a store near you!


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..bad hair cuts

..1st black US president **

..the death of grunge

..end to World Peace

..Murdochs being outkasted in the UK for shonky media (a disease which is spreading & crawling to a store near you!

** Wtf ???

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..bad hair cuts

..1st black US president

..the death of grunge

..end to World Peace

..Murdochs being outkasted in the UK for shonky media (a disease which is spreading & crawling to a store near you!

WTF???? x2

baysidedave Mighty Demon

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Please reserve your serious rants and raves about Jack for elsewhere. I just thought it'd be fun to make light of what is an almost week by week byplay on this forum (and in the media) about where he's at and the blame that's often ridiculously laid at his feet (ie. 'we lost because he dropped a mark' was a favourite from over the weekend).

This thread takes a lighthearted swing at that sentiment. I'll get the ball rolling first ...

I Blame Jack Watts For ...

Overpopulation in third world countries.

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Madelaine McCann missing, he was only about 12 and at Brighton Grammer but he had to have something to do with it

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I think you might be missing the point of this thread...

In these hard times it is sometimes difficult to separate fiction from reality.

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Justin Bieber

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Harry Potters scar

The Pimple in my Nostril thats doing my f&*king head in,

Matthew Newton losing his god damn mind,

My Ice Cream headache

My Cracked iPhone 4s after 2 weeks of receiving

god dammit jack


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NEWSFLASH: Breaking news on the Azaria Chamberlain case. Police are now led to believe that it wasn't a dingo that took the baby..... it was Jack Watts.

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