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Watts - in the spotlight

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This was a joke btw. Dont get too amped!!!

Still think hes a gun .

Sorry Biff, didn't get your sense of humor until then. But I still stand by my reply.

 

Indeed they will.

Watts will be a buzzword in the AFL , even if he has a few shockers .

There is an electricity about him ever since he came on the circuit .

Whether hes on or off , Watts is a power-player.

Does he have current form or are we looking for a spark from him?

Does he have current form or are we looking for a spark from him?
As long as his form isn't just static
 

As long as his form isn't just static

These puns are shocking!

I think he could provide an alternate current to goal unless he plays deep in which case he could be a direct current .

Agree he needs to switch on .

Could be a lamp lighter for us .

Just needs proper supply .


You could be on to something there.

I think he could provide an alternate current to goal unless he plays deep in which case he could be a direct current .

Agree he needs to switch on .

Could be a lamp lighter for us .

Just needs proper supply .

Ohm my god! Usually I will just switch off, but I must say it's good to see a thread that is generating positive energy as opposed to all of the negatives we usually see on here.

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I think he could provide an alternate current to goal unless he plays deep in which case he could be a direct current .

Agree he needs to switch on .

Could be a lamp lighter for us .

Just needs proper supply .

Bright spark. :)

 

empty your glasses gentlemen, time to go ohm

You just couldn't resist could you?


HaHaHa, careful of your Car, he's gettin' bigger...

# PS: Top picture, a characature of Watts, Trenners & the Skunk after the 2008 draft.

Howe times move on.

OK, so the deer is Watts, the rabbit is Trengove and the skunk is, er, gone. So who's the butterfly? I'll say it's Jaded.

well if you have the capacity why not?

Maybe he needs to transform the way he conducts himself .

Maybe he needs to transform the way he conducts himself .

and generate more power around the stoppages


Stop Stop Please stop

and generate more power around the stoppages

I seriously question what you node and what you think you node.

STOPPPP !!!!

(sorry to amplify)

Away from the puns - did anyone watch AFL 360 last night with Hall and Mooney ? They talked about KPP's and especially as forwards and how it took it both of them until 23 until they really could see what was coming at them from down the field and how it took that long until they felt comfortable in the position. They also mentioned that players like Franklin and Carey who matured very early were not the norm.

I understand that and my expectation is that the improvement that Jack made in the middle part of season becomes the norm and his better games improves further than that.

My criticism of our players is that they may show us something quite early on what they could be but dont continue to improve and take that next step. At various stages Sylvia, Bad-mo-boy and Bate to name but three have shown plenty and then stagnated or gone backwards.

I'm putting it out there - I am not convinced we draft poorly - I think we have failed to develop players.


Whoever it is, it's paying a little too much attention to Bambi's butt for my liking.

What's with the surge in negativity?

No idea. I believe he will be one of our most postive charges on the circuit this year.

this thread has really struck a (extension) chord with me

 

Away from the puns - did anyone watch AFL 360 last night with Hall and Mooney ? They talked about KPP's and especially as forwards and how it took it both of them until 23 until they really could see what was coming at them from down the field and how it took that long until they felt comfortable in the position. They also mentioned that players like Franklin and Carey who matured very early were not the norm.

I understand that and my expectation is that the improvement that Jack made in the middle part of season becomes the norm and his better games improves further than that.

My criticism of our players is that they may show us something quite early on what they could be but dont continue to improve and take that next step. At various stages Sylvia, Bad-mo-boy and Bate to name but three have shown plenty and then stagnated or gone backwards.

I'm putting it out there - I am not convinced we draft poorly - I think we have failed to develop players.

i think there is some truth in that. Why though, is not so easy to explain

must be a short circuit somewhere?

Edit: to add compulsory pun

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