The No T$ No B$ Thread

[daisycutter 29,795]

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

[old dee 23,899]

49 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Old ages does mellow one down. But old habits are hard to change.

However, as a true friend, did you give him a membership form for the Mighty Dees?

Arh no DF that might have been going a little bit too far just a few hours after the loss. 

 

[Redleg 41,704]

58 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

Is there a cup or flag for that?

[layzie 34,114]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

with a 66.6% winning rate, melbourne fc finish 2nd in the afl finals series

• methos      100%
• demons       66.6%
• colonwood  50%
• toiges          50%

We did it!

[daisycutter 29,795]

13 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

[old dee 23,899]

14 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

i'm still constructing it, mr. leg

I would not bother dc the MCC would probably lose it!

[DemonFrog 1,356]

57 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Is there a cup or flag for that?

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

[Redleg 41,704]

2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

I sure you could buy something from the Demons Shop.

Now at a big end of season discount.

[DemonFrog 1,356]

So many Dee supporters real hate Collingwood and all those who sail on her.

I have really received SMS from Beagle supporters bragging about their win. Maybe I can they they cheated with a sheaping off the mark. That comment seems to upset Collingwood people.

Oh well off to make a banana smoothie for breakfast.

[Redleg 41,704]

Have we got anyone yet? No, well we are f....d.

[Whispering_Jack 30,853]

We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

[Bitter but optimistic 22,250]

11 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

We’re in a restaurant and Redleg is about to order the banana fritters. After he eats it, he’ll be f.....d.

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

[Whispering_Jack 30,853]

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

Have we got anyone yet? No, well we are f....d.

Mr. Leg,

Remember the bet we made about someone attempting an old third rate lawyer joke?

 I win. You’re f.....d!

[Redleg 41,704]

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Two lawyers in a restaurant FMD! I couldn't come up with a joke for that but here's a true story.

I recently read that the major research universities are removing rats from laboratory experiments and replacing them with lawyers.

They gave three reasons for this-

        There are more lawyers than rats

        Laboratory assistants grieve when a rat dies.

        There are some things even a rat won't do.

 

Next you will tell me about the joke, what is a ship load of lawyers sunk on the bottom of the ocean? Answer " a good start".

[Moonshadow 17,678]

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)

[Redleg 41,704]

19 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.

 

(fate in the balence...?)

Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

[beelzebub 23,384]

 

 

 

[Redleg 41,704]

15 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

 

 

 

Your best post in some time.

[Whispering_Jack 30,853]

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

 

[beelzebub 23,384]

40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Your best post in some time.

Couldn't think of anything to add... So I did

[DemonFrog 1,356]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Someone has made a big Gaff here starting this crap.

I am torn between staying at DL or moving to BigFooty, who have promised me a huge stipend.

As a free agent, its now your choice if you move.

At is unless Mr Bitters can match their offer.

[Little Goffy 14,664]

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

Why am I sharing this? I think just to keep the thread bumped up, as it clearly has more useful information in it than certain other overactive threads around here.

[Moonshadow 17,678]

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

Your Honour

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Senator.

[Redleg 41,704]

1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

This may be blasphemy in this thread, but I need to confess my sins, I've moved on from banana bread and taken a liking to pear-and-raspberry bread!

 

One of the more disgusting things I have seen posted on Demonlander.

[Redleg 41,704]

1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 120?

Your Honour

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Senator.

It is so easy for people to pick on the defenceless minorities. You should be ashamed of yourself.

Edited October 7, 2018 by Redleg