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9 minutes ago, old dee said:

A week down the track I am way more annoyed that there has been no comment from the coach, CEO or head of the FD. 

However I had a lovely breakfast of bananas and Greek yogurt this morning it has made my day.

Following BB's rule, it would all be fertiliser anyway ... speaking of which, the roses are looking promising after the recent rain.

 
4 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

You left out rounding up the alpacas ...

think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

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29 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

There's always next year ... :rolleyes:

When have I heard that before?

 
23 minutes ago, Redleg said:

When have I heard that before?

last year !! yuck yuck :roos:

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Maybe the players will rebuild the house, while they are attempting to rebuild our trust in them.

They can start by using the brick that clocked Salem in the head in last year's pre season.....I never want to see that lazy brick get carried around again.  Pull your finger out, brick!

And while we're at it, can we throw into the foundations some of the useless witches hats that took to the ground against Norf and the Pies?  


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20 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I've heard it's now a tent they train down

They would have more luck training down an igloo in the sahara.

3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

think we can leave that to uncle bitters, r&b........at least on a day when he is sober

is a group of alpacas a pac or a flock?

A very vulgar post dc.

One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

 
17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A very vulgar post dc.

One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance.

BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations. 

Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

biffo will be pleased to know he has reached immortality. the new Aussie Scrabble edition now allows aussie words such as ..........you guessed it......"biffo" along with other stalwarts such as "strewth" and "bonzer"

millenials will need to consult dr. google though


Grouse news DC.

Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

Fully sick mate.

43 minutes ago, Biffen said:

Grouse news DC.

Totes stoked okker has gone Ridgey ridge.

Fully sick mate.

good'un, cobber 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

good'un, cobber 

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

1 hour ago, Biffen said:

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

bit like the casey development team today, biffo, they didn't just win they diarrhoead it in

2 hours ago, Biffen said:

When a word you put down gets rejected in scrabble the best policy is to just tip the whole board over.

My diarrhoea is often refused.

 

Not often enough Biff


21 hours ago, daisycutter said:

 

Uncle, a swine of alpacas would seem most appropriate despite the porcine association

There again, given that the lads are now fully integrated aussies maybe a mob of alpacas?

or....it has come to my attention that alpacas are noted for their gender fluidity, so a rainbow of alpacas would be more in keeping with the times

A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm.

Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from  shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle.

I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism.

In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

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 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

19 minutes ago, old dee said:

 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

[censored]

47 minutes ago, old dee said:

 Breaking NEWS!

Supermarkets out my way are engaging in a price war on the noble fruit.

67 cents / KG this morning.

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  


3 minutes ago, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

12 minutes ago, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

28 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

And a couple of other peccadillos but nothing to match BB0 tastes. 

 
44 minutes ago, hemingway said:

OD is there any other fruit you consume?  Surely there is another fruit you can glorify?  

Plenty Ernest but none better and after all this was originally a thread dedicated to bananas.

34 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Well we know you're rather partial to Grapefruits !!

Grapefruit bb! That is the greatest waste of stomach space since tripe. That is of course if you can get it past your tongue.


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