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15 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Tell them you are "Bitter but optimistic" and see what that gets you RL

I tried it and they threatened to throw me overboard. 

 
17 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I tried it and they threatened to throw me overboard. 

What they really said was "toss you off". Offer was accepted from what I heard.

A candid snap of Red  getting Reddy for dinner

Sprung  !!!!!! 

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1 hour ago, ManDee said:

What they really said was "toss you off". Offer was accepted from what I heard.

You heard wrong. 

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1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

A candid snap of Red  getting Reddy for dinner

Sprung  !!!!!! 

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I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 


3 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 

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2 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

anyone with a man-bun

It's catching on thanks to RL:

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29 minutes ago, H_T said:

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And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.


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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

you don't sound too confident about that :)

I am confident. I would be like Gawnie next to Boomer. 

7 minutes ago, Redleg said:

And I Am a little taller than Tattoo.

Any planes? 

I see you're nearly halfway between Hawaii and San Fran. Surely the skipper would have been good enough to fly in several large bunches of bananas from the surrounding islands off Hawaii for the home route to San Fran?? You have a lot of pull RL.

Have you had dinner with the Captain yet RL? 

 

 

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Just now, H_T said:

Any planes? 

I see you're nearly halfway between Hawaii and San Fran. Surely the skipper would have been good enough to fly in several large bunches of bananas for the home route to San Fran??

Have you had dinner with the Captain yet RL? 

 

 

No dinner, but have spoken to him a few times. He is Norwegian and can't help me with the banana situation. It is getting quite desperate. 

45 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I have a little more hair than Captain Stubing. 

 

little being the operative word hey Red ^_^

I have been missing in action for a few days, just logged on to see what's happening on this remarkable thread. it is truly remarkable and from reading the posts over recent days i am a little reassured that i am not as crazy or wacko as i thought i was. there are some true eccentrics on this thread and of course i am being polite in using the term eccentric. there is an interesting little debate in my mind as to whether posters to this thread are truly eccentric or just simply highly imaginative. all that matters is that it makes for enjoyable reading with plenty of belly laughs along the way. keep it up fellow eccentrics. you make the other threads seem so boringly sane and rational, and that is not good for anyone's health. sorry guys i could not fit bananas into this post. oops I just did. by the way the organic bananas in the area i am currently convalescing are very sweet and tasty and go very well washed down with some organic red wine. i am so full of disease that i have become a vegetarian and eat only organic bananas, fruit and vegetables. my mood is not so good however, but i am going cold turkey and expect to overcome my past carnivorous habits in 6 to 12 months. fortunately, tasty organic vegetables are much better washed down with high quality organic wine, with the occasional after dinner single malt. i am finding yoga is helping as well. who would have thought that old Ernie, the amateur boxer, fisherman, big game hunter, with a penchant for guns, women and bull fights would have got to this state. well its never to late to change. i am slowly getting accustomed to the thought that in my final years I may be supporting a successful football team. now that will be the biggest change and make for the greatest change in my mood and behaviour on wintry weekends. and of course it will bring radical change to demonland and the opinions of posters. it will become terribly boring to read posters that tell other fellow tragics how good we are. my perverse nature means that i have always despised the successful clubs and their supporters because of their born to win attitudes and arrogance. i would hate that to happen to demon supporters (understanding that we do have our share of tossers as supporters, particularly in the members stand), but hopefully the critics, sceptics and depressives will continue to post their opinions as part of their on-going treatment. and to never forget that defeat and loss is always just around the corner, like taxes and death. it always seemed the case that snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory is part of our DNA. however, we have a new gene pool of kids that do not share the old genes of past generations and actually believe success is not only possible but assured. lets hope they start reproducing soon so we will a new intake of sons of guns.

 


19 minutes ago, hemingway said:

i am not as crazy or wacko as i thought i was. 

 

yes you are...you're here after all

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

No dinner, but have spoken to him a few times. He is Norwegian and can't help me with the banana situation. It is getting quite desperate. 

Cant believe anyone is so silly as to get on a boat with no bananas !!

 

should have taken this one me thinks

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where they probably serve...

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24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

Cant believe anyone is so silly as to get on a boat with no bananas !!

 

should have taken this one me thinks

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where they probably serve...

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The sight of those may drive to leap overboard bb are ok with the consequences of your actions?

52 minutes ago, old dee said:

The sight of those may drive to leap overboard bb are ok with the consequences of your actions?

fine...i'd blame you for mentioning it :rolleyes: well done...how  are you going to feel now ? :unsure:

34 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

fine...i'd blame you for mentioning it :rolleyes: well done...how  are you going to feel now ? :unsure:

There is no passing the buck on this one bb 100% on you.


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2 hours ago, hemingway said:

I have been missing in action for a few days, just logged on to see what's happening on this remarkable thread. it is truly remarkable and from reading the posts over recent days i am a little reassured that i am not as crazy or wacko as i thought i was. there are some true eccentrics on this thread and of course i am being polite in using the term eccentric. there is an interesting little debate in my mind as to whether posters to this thread are truly eccentric or just simply highly imaginative. all that matters is that it makes for enjoyable reading with plenty of belly laughs along the way. keep it up fellow eccentrics. you make the other threads seem so boringly sane and rational, and that is not good for anyone's health. sorry guys i could not fit bananas into this post. oops I just did. by the way the organic bananas in the area i am currently convalescing are very sweet and tasty and go very well washed down with some organic red wine. i am so full of disease that i have become a vegetarian and eat only organic bananas, fruit and vegetables. my mood is not so good however, but i am going cold turkey and expect to overcome my past carnivorous habits in 6 to 12 months. fortunately, tasty organic vegetables are much better washed down with high quality organic wine, with the occasional after dinner single malt. i am finding yoga is helping as well. who would have thought that old Ernie, the amateur boxer, fisherman, big game hunter, with a penchant for guns, women and bull fights would have got to this state. well its never to late to change. i am slowly getting accustomed to the thought that in my final years I may be supporting a successful football team. now that will be the biggest change and make for the greatest change in my mood and behaviour on wintry weekends. and of course it will bring radical change to demonland and the opinions of posters. it will become terribly boring to read posters that tell other fellow tragics how good we are. my perverse nature means that i have always despised the successful clubs and their supporters because of their born to win attitudes and arrogance. i would hate that to happen to demon supporters (understanding that we do have our share of tossers as supporters, particularly in the members stand), but hopefully the critics, sceptics and depressives will continue to post their opinions as part of their on-going treatment. and to never forget that defeat and loss is always just around the corner, like taxes and death. it always seemed the case that snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory is part of our DNA. however, we have a new gene pool of kids that do not share the old genes of past generations and actually believe success is not only possible but assured. lets hope they start reproducing soon so we will a new intake of sons of guns.

 

Had a spare couple of minutes Ernie?

35 minutes ago, old dee said:

There is no passing the buck on this one bb 100% on you.

:unsure::rolleyes::unsure:

12 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Had a spare couple of minutes Ernie?

I think Ern went spare a while back.

 

 
2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

Cant believe anyone is so silly as to get on a boat with no bananas !!

 

should have taken this one me thinks

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where they probably serve...

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Banana boats BB? Balliteration borever ...??

3 hours ago, hemingway said:

"............ i am slowly getting accustomed to the thought that in my final years I may be supporting a successful football team. now that will be the biggest change and make for the greatest change in my mood and behaviour on wintry weekends. and of course it will bring radical change to demonland and the opinions of posters. it will become terribly boring to read posters that tell other fellow tragics how good we are. my perverse nature means that i have always despised the successful clubs and their supporters because of their born to win attitudes and arrogance. i would hate that to happen to demon supporters (understanding that we do have our share of tossers as supporters, particularly in the members stand), but hopefully the critics, sceptics and depressives will continue to post their opinions as part of their on-going treatment. and to never forget that defeat and loss is always just around the corner, like taxes and death. it always seemed the case that snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory is part of our DNA. however, we have a new gene pool of kids that do not share the old genes of past generations and actually believe success is not only possible but assured. lets hope they start reproducing soon so we will a new intake of sons of guns.

 

Ernest I am sure Demon fans were arrogant and born to win in the 50's and early 60's. if you hadn't been galavanting around places like Cuba with the likes of Fidel and Che in the late 50's you would know this! 


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