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7 minutes ago, old dee said:

Sadly she is actually a pie DD.

Crikey.  Must've been some interesting 'fly on the wall' moments over the years then Mr Old.

Don't let her within a bull's roar of this site.  She may not speak to you again!

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10 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

Congrats @Redleg for Pinstripes making the cut. Assuming you and the gang will be there at the Valley on 28th. Is this the year of the outsider? 

The gang will be there, but I am off to Queensland for a break.

Drew the outside as usual. I think best possible result will be a midfield finish.

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On 21/10/2023 at 22:13, daisycutter said:

hey monbon, just caught up with your awful news.  sincere condolences to you and your better half.  sometimes life really sucks and is grossly unfair. i wish you a better future.

dc

Yes indeed

 Very sorry to hear it Monbon. Condolences to you and the family.

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19 hours ago, old dee said:

I see the person we are not allowed to discuss has made the headlines this afternoon after saving a guy while surfing. Seems the guy dislocated his shoulder in the water in Bali. Good work SG. 

I wouldn't worry about that, OD. It was hardly discussed in the Merdeyuk media's coverage, either, before they used it as an excuse to launch back into every other thing they salivate about to do with MFC, circa 2023 😄

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On 24/10/2023 at 19:54, Bitter but optimistic said:

Thanks for sharing a childhood video of your good self Jaded.

hmmm... first a 'dobber' now an 'ingratiator'...  a slippery slope in the making...!! 😉

 

Just joking!!

 

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4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Did you think for a moment, BBO, that @Jaded No More may have sent that video as a warning to you?

I mean, a lady of her intelligence and class surely wouldn’t tolerate dobbers  and brown-nosers. 

Reckon Jaded had others in her sights...who shall remain nameless 🤐

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23 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Did you think for a moment, BBO, that @Jaded No More may have sent that video as a warning to you? I mean, a lady of her intelligence and class surely wouldn’t tolerate dobbers  and brown-nosers. 

You don't think you're over estimating the talent and quality of this draft prospect somewhat NC? 🤭

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23 hours ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Reckon Jaded had others in her sights...who shall remain nameless 🤐

🙋‍♀️

That’d be me. I’m not worried in the slightest though. I reckon I’d take her down with one hand tied behind my back.

Says me from behind the safety of a keyboard and monitor. 😁

PS: hi Jaded! Loveya lots. 💕

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2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

🙋‍♀️

That’d be me. I’m not worried in the slightest though. I reckon I’d take her down with one hand tied behind my back.

Says me from behind the safety of a keyboard and monitor. 😁

PS: hi Jaded! Loveya lots. 💕

Please don’t talk about women fighting, BBO will blow a gasket.

I think he still looks at his old videos of women mud and jelly wrestling.

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Ok so  for WCW coz she a bit slow....

GYG's throw away line at the end of their cringeworthy ads is "Love ya".

Sort of another way of saying "love ya for spending your hard earned on our Nachos menu 10 different ways" or in short... "Thanks suckers!"

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11 hours ago, Redleg said:

Please don’t talk about women fighting, BBO will blow a gasket.

I think he still looks at his old videos of women mud and jelly wrestling.

One of the occasional highlights of World Championship Wrestling on a Sunday Red if my memory serves me correct.

Hosted by none other than Jack Little!

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5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Ok so  for WCW coz she a bit slow....

GYG's throw away line at the end of their cringeworthy ads is "Love ya".

Sort of another way of saying "love ya for spending your hard earned on our Nachos menu 10 different ways" or in short... "Thanks suckers!"

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

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A typo. One can’t seriously challenge someone to a Brain-off with a typo in said challenge, now can one?!
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5 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

One of the occasional highlights of World Championship Wrestling on a Sunday Red if my memory serves me correct.

Hosted by none other than Jack Little!

And as Jack would famously say: 

“Wow, a picture is worth a thousand words “.

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45 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I’ve been called a lot of things on here, eg: crazy, unhinged, deranged. And I’ve no problem with that; in fact, I embrace it (I have to because it’s true). But… I’m “Slow”?? Dem’s fightin’ words, DD! I hereby challenge you to a duel. A Brain-off, if you will. I don’t even know what that is but I’m challenging you anyways. 20 paces at dawn (I’ve always wanted to say that). Our weapons? Words! 

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

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12 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

Probably?????? 😁

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6 hours ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Hopefully not this morning pls WC... after about 5 scotches at 2am any brain off will be an auto default win to you!

Regardess, you'd probably win anyway.  Not exactly Quick Draw McGraw here.

This book might help DD

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But I reckon @WalkingCivilWar will win a War of Words anytime, anywhere, anyone.

Good luck!!

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