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On 4/18/2023 at 7:59 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

I'm sure you have had a wonderful holiday bb.

To bring yourself up to date on this thread just go back and read my posts - ignore the remainder.

BTW. A warning. There is now a total nut job sheila posting regularly here - the insanity may be contagious so be cautious.

We all all nut jobs here Uncle, and insanity has already infested everyone. So the contagion will be contained, as we have long since passed the point of herd immunity on that score ...

 
On 4/18/2023 at 9:09 AM, Redleg said:

Can you actually “overindulge “?

Sounds like you are keen to test the limits ...

4 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Exactly, it's the 1%ers.  This is something that led to our success in 2021 - I'm listening to a podcast interview with Clayton Oliver back in Dec 2021 right now while working.  Clarry said "I didn't change much, my three big rocks after discussing with Goodwin was to train well, sleep well and eat well.  That's all I've focused on this year"

https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9yc3Mud2hvb3Noa2FhLmNvbS9yc3MvcG9kY2FzdC9pZC8zODkw/episode/ZjI2NGJiYmUtNDBjZS00Nzk2LThkMzktMWY4NmFhOGFiNTQz?ep=14

Problem.is many playing 5% under that top flight effort.

In a game of mm and secs... yeah.....nahhh 🥴

 
22 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I reckon finding a decent barber would help his cause immensely.


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2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Sounds like you are keen to test the limits ...

Boundaries need to be pushed.

3 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

We all all nut jobs here Uncle, and insanity has already infested everyone. So the contagion will be contained, as we have long since passed the point of herd immunity on that score ...

Nut-job city 

 
2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Boundaries need to be pushed.

So can a cricketer push a boundary with a pull shot?

3 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So can a cricketer push a boundary with a pull shot?

possibly, but he could also pull a boundary with a sweetly timed push 🤣


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13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Not very lawyerly Red!      ( Or is such encouragement a means of creating business?)

My father was a glazier and as a young kid I suggested going around smashing shop windows and leaving his business card. Dad said that it might not be a very good idea.

My first idea at promoting business.

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10 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

So can a cricketer push a boundary with a pull shot?

I am not sure.

Can a ball snicked, get stuck in gully?

If a ball is hit into cover, is it hidden.

Is silly mid on for simple people?

if you are run out, have you left the field?

If your leg is not before the wicket, is it behind it?

If you bowl 6 times and the umpire calls over, is the game finished?

Does a wicket keeper take the stumps and bails home?

If a bowler bowls a no ball, what is he using to bowl with?

Just some random thoughts on your example. I am sure there are plenty more to come.

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I'm  calling 'Drinks' ...  🙄

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16 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

We all all nut jobs here Uncle, and insanity has already infested everyone. 

Speak for yourself R and B, I am a Mensa superstar.


1 hour ago, Redleg said:

I am not sure.

Can a ball snicked, get stuck in gully?

If a ball is hit into cover, is it hidden.

Is silly mid on for simple people?

if you are run out, have you left the field?

If your leg is not before the wicket, is it behind it?

If you bowl 6 times and the umpire calls over, is the game finished?

Does a wicket keeper take the stumps and bails home?

If a bowler bowls a no ball, what is he using to bowl with?

Just some random thoughts on your example. I am sure there are plenty more to come.

When a bowler throws out a bouncer did he just take his job?

When the umpire calls "wide" who are they calling wide? That's mean.

 

Couldn't help it. 

We won't even go to the notion of ... 3rd Leg.........

1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

I'm  calling 'Drinks' ...  🙄

and i'm letting it go through to the keeper

21 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

We won't even go to the notion of ... 3rd Leg.........

yes, what happens on the ground stays on the ground

1 hour ago, layzie said:

When a bowler throws out a bouncer did he just take his job?

When the umpire calls "wide" who are they calling wide? That's mean.

 

Couldn't help it. 

Why is it called a maiden over instead of a virgin?

Ps will our kayo subscriptions go up with the Fox news settlement?


1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

and i'm letting it go through to the keeper

Try explaining the game of cricket and all its jargon to someone unfamiliar to the game. What a challenge.

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Why have blokes fielding where they slip?

Is this a game for pirates, given I’ve seen a Captain Hook?

If you bowl an off break ball, do you then use another ball?

If a fielder is in the covers, is he hidden?

Is the game played on a throw and that’s why it’s called a pitch?

What sort of tea do they drink at tea break?

Do the batsmen wear very big pants to fit a box in them?

If you bowl a leg break, does the batsmen retire hurt?

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Just saw Corey McKernan at Pacific Fair shopping centre at Broadbeach. Obviously up to see Roos v Suns this afternoon.

 
On 4/20/2023 at 10:46 AM, Redleg said:

Speak for yourself R and B, I am a Mensa superstar.

A brilliant nut job then?

2 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A brilliant nut job then?

or another sociopath on the spectrum, r&b ?


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