The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Red and Bluebeard 2,082]

On 2/11/2023 at 4:15 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Redleg’s a lawyer??!!

But he seemed so nice. 

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! 😆

[Red and Bluebeard 2,082]

On 2/11/2023 at 9:57 PM, Redleg said:

Nearly.

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

[Redleg 40,776]

9 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Maybe.

[ManDee 7,124]

19 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

A new foory season resolution perhaps? 🤣

Not a foory follower myself,  but all for a good resolution from time to time 🙂

[Redleg 40,776]

20 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Life is full of surprises WCW. Redleg is a top bloke and a lawyer. Go figure! 😆

So nice. Thank you.

[Red and Bluebeard 2,082]

5 hours ago, ManDee said:

Not a foory follower myself,  but all for a good resolution from time to time 🙂

Nice one. I will get OD to post about barketball next ... 😁

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,030]

On 2/11/2023 at 2:04 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

You clearly haven’t seen our Demon Army ponchos. They may not be fashionable or flattering, but they’d withstand any amount of any animal pee. After all, they keep us dry and warm at Casey. 

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

[Little Goffy 14,398]

On 2/11/2023 at 3:59 PM, Redleg said:

Well I think I am outvoted, so everyone please indulge in gratuitous flattery, you wonderful, beautiful people.

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

[daisycutter 29,596]

21 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

[Little Goffy 14,398]

32 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

Ah, monseir Daisycutter, surely one more little compliment cannot hurt?

We all know that this flattery is wafer thin.

[Guest]

12 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

But would they have been up to Victoria Park* or Windy Hill*?...

(*I'm only going by what others fondly remember)

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

Edited February 14, 2023 by WalkingCivilWar
Added a parting salvo

[Guest]

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

[daisycutter 29,596]

42 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

[Redleg 40,776]

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

wcw, i wish you wouldn't prevaricate so much. just tell us what you really think.  😈

Reminds me of that book “ The Art of Prevaracation”, which I just can’t decide whether or not to read.

[Redleg 40,776]

4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Your gracious acceptance of the limitations of this social context has only reaffirmed your dignity and stature as a leader.

Couldn’t have said it any better myself.

[dworship 3,342]

On 2/11/2023 at 9:54 PM, Redleg said:

Well some Barristers are nice.

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

[Redleg 40,776]

4 minutes ago, dworship said:

If you're a Barrister, I contend you are not combative enough!!

Incorrect contention.

[dworship 3,342]

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Incorrect contention.

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

[layzie 33,724]

20 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Weather-wise, yes. But in every other respect probs wouldn’t last a day at Windy Hill. As awesome as our ponchos are, they’re not feral-proof enough to endure that. No, that’d be a job for a hazmat suit. 

Edit: have I told you how much I despise Essendon? I hate that club with every fibre of my being. I wouldn’t subject my beautiful poncho to the filthy air that stills hangs over that entire suburb. 

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh. 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, layzie said:

You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

He may be right but still, sheesh. 

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. 😁

[layzie 33,724]

24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Soz Layz, I stopped reading after the first sentence. 😁

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, layzie said:

I was with about 6 of them on Monday watching the Super Bowl at Sporting Globe. All so miserable about the bummers!

And long may they remain miserable!

[pineapple dee 2,892]

21 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY EVERYONE!

I got a lovely Valentine's Day note from my dearly beloved which went something along the lines of 

" Roses are red and chocolates are brown, but you're getting neither so calm the F ..... down ! "

[Timothy Reddan-A'Blew 5,030]

10 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

Yes; needed, "...and I'll see you in court."

[Redleg 40,776]

11 hours ago, dworship said:

Now this is what I mean my learned colleague. Far too polite and evidence supports the contention.

I think you can be polite and combative at the same time.

Ever heard the phrase “ smiling assassin “?