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Redleg
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I have become a tissue man, ever since I realised that with hankies you carry all your germs and nasal discharge around with you in your pocket. Yuk!

You have to adapt Redleg my hankie is only for spills etc.

Best piece of emergency equipment know to man.

Nose is a tissue job

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    You have to adapt Redleg my hankie is only for spills etc.

    Best piece of emergency equipment know to man.

    I thought it was Viagra.

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    You have to adapt Redleg my hankie is only for spills etc.

    Best piece of emergency equipment know to man.

    Nose is a tissue job

    I am currently reflecting on the aging process so I must ask - Is that 'spills" of the incontinence variety OD?

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    Guys, this isn't frickin Florida.

    Save your medical issues for the hospital staff.

    Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old.

    FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery.

    This thread is becoming like gods waiting room.

    I'm declaring a cultural revolution .

    This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis.

    I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra.

    As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.

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    Last night out for dinner with WJ and the wives and ran into Guy McKenna and about 10 of the Suns. Must say I didn't recognise any of them. Think they were some of the newer ones. When we finished I noticed Guy in a corner with the boys having a meeting.

    Guy is a lot smaller than I imagined, he seems about my height 175 cms and that seems wrong, anyway when I stood next to him we seemed the same height. He was a great player for the Eagles and he probably needs some success this year to continue as Coach, one would think.

    Think back to 2000, round 22 ( or whatever round was the last of the H&A season), WCE vs Melbourne - Bluey McKennna's last game - they were crap and we were on the rampage. I was in Perth doing a grad dip at UWA, living in the nurses quarters at Carlie Gardiner hospital - walking distance to Subiaco, but i digress - must have been one of maybe 3 Demons in the crowd. The game was well and truly cooked by early in the 3rd and was looking like it could get ugly for the home side.

    The game got interesting only because the coach did something that doesn't happen anymore, play up for the crowd - Bluey McKenna was sent to full forward and cleared out the 50 for the last quarter. Get bluey a goal in his last game. Unfortunately for the crowd, Guy McKenna was one of the alltime great half back flankers, and as such not a full forwards jockstrap! Had a couple of shots but just plain stank in front of goal. Chaired off afterwards to a standing ovation. That half back line on Woosha,G Jako and Bluey must be one of if not the strongest line on a football ground ever - still jealous of it.

    Just checked for you RL, listed as 184 cm - maybe you were on a step! but yes he'd look short next to the current players!!

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    Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .

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    Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .

    I'm with you there 100% Biff. Those wimps want to fix me up because I mentioned somebody's old man and were horrified at the thought of me starting a fight with Bluey McKenna and a few of his rookies.

    Soft and old the lot of them!!!

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    Guys, this isn't frickin Florida.

    Save your medical issues for the hospital staff.

    Grin and bear it like the old bastards of old.

    FFS-you all used to be so happy.In your misery.

    This thread is becoming like gods waiting room.

    I'm declaring a cultural revolution .

    This thread, nay forum, has become a haven for geriatric middle to upper class men discussing their ailments and their bowel movements on a nightly basis.

    I, for one, am disgusted by the continuous, phallic references to bananas and viagra.

    As a feminist, I would like the thread closed immediately.

    You can be very selfish and shallow Biffen! . Of course bladders, especially leaky ones, are a valid and important subject of discussion. Need I remind you that this is a footy forum. Where would our great game be without bladders? Now you need to take a firm hold of yourself and reflect on the importance of bladders.

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    <5> :)

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    I'm with you there 100% Biff. Those wimps want to fix me up because I mentioned somebody's old man and were horrified at the thought of me starting a fight with Bluey McKenna and a few of his rookies. Soft and old the lot of them!!!

    no problem with you giving some poor sod a smack, but you of all should know and understand the sanctity of maintaining no $ go zone :) lol
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    just got my "Long Term Supporter Survey" in the mail

    under last question for feedback i suggested that if they want the opinion of old geezer demon supporters they should get a Demonland logon - LOL

    quiet posting day today.....is something on

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    Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .

    Treating you with the contempt your comment deserves!

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    Wow nearly 4000 posts.

    And going strong Jnr

    Glad to see you read the strength of Demonland

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    just got my "Long Term Supporter Survey" in the mail

    under last question for feedback i suggested that if they want the opinion of old geezer demon supporters they should get a Demonland logon - LOL

    quiet posting day today.....is something on

    In Brisbane working today dc

    But it does look like it.

    Calm before the storm?

    Edited by old dee

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    Was hoping to spark an anti-agist tirade but you've all gone to bed .

    I'd be happy to oblige but I have to maintain my distrust of anyone under 50.

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    I'd be happy to oblige but I have to maintain my distrust of anyone under 50.

    Excellent Dr

    Keep up the good work

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    You can be very selfish and shallow Biffen! . Of course bladders, especially leaky ones, are a valid and important subject of discussion. Need I remind you that this is a footy forum. Where would our great game be without bladders? Now you need to take a firm hold of yourself and reflect on the importance of bladders.

    Not to mention bananas BBO! Where would our great game be without the skill of being able to kick a banana !

    Biff, our great game is built on thousands of 1%'s. The banana kick is one of those. A low percentage kick - but it gets the fans off their @rses at games and spins those turnstiles.

    Who said this thread was just about banana's? We're on topic here people.

    Banana's and bladders. A banana kick wouldn't be what it is without a fricking bladder!

    As for hankerchiefs, some of our greatest goal umpires always carried hankerchiefs! Errors can be made thanks to sniffles. Thank christ for the 'ol hankerchief!

    You can just imagine the accumulation of germs gathered in the pocket of those old white coats.

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    Not to mention bananas BBO! Where would our great game be without the skill of being able to kick a banana !

    Biff, our great game is built on thousands of 1%'s. The banana kick is one of those. A low percentage kick - but it gets the fans off their @rses at games and spins those turnstiles.

    Who said this thread was just about banana's? We're on topic here people.

    Banana's and bladders. A banana kick wouldn't be what it is without a fricking bladder!

    As for hankerchiefs, some of our greatest goal umpires always carried hankerchiefs! Errors can be made thanks to sniffles. Thank christ for the 'ol hankerchief!

    You can just imagine the accumulation of germs gathered in the pocket of those old white coats.

    yeah, where would reiwoldt be without a hanky

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    yeah, where would reiwoldt be without a hanky

    Yeah and what about Big Carl.....

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    very slow today

    with rangey back i would have bet on at least three polls by now

    bbo must be out milking the cows (or shagging the sheep)

    Edit: consensual of course

    Edited by daisycutter

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    very slow today

    with rangey back i would have bet on at least three polls by now

    bbo must be out milking the cows (or shagging the sheep)

    Edit: consensual of course

    DC your cosseted and cozy suburban life has left you unaware and out of touch with the real world. Sheep- are sooo country. We, of the polite landed gentry only keep alpacas.

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