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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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Saw a sign recently: "There are no bananas kept on these premises."

Must have been a fruit shop.

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    Must have been a fruit shop.

    It was.

    It was a joke.

    It must have been.

    It made me laugh.

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    Canaan Banana's descendants will be disappointed to read that.

    Hmm interesting read.

    Banana was jailed...for sodomy, just think about that a minute.

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    Hmm interesting read.

    Banana was jailed...for sodomy, just think about that a minute.

    I did......and that's one banana I wouldn't be touching :huh:

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    Hmm interesting read.

    Banana was jailed...for sodomy, just think about that a minute.

    Obviously not a Lady's Finger :huh:

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    Speaking of Bananas, Mrs Redleg wanted to share a banana smoothie for lunch and I declined saying we had not traded anyone and there was nothing to celebrate. Skinny Latte was the substitute.

    Hope we don't miss out on too many more players or the title of the thread will be too big for Demonland.

    It must be sad in the Redleg household if you now celebrate with banana smoothies.

    Then again you seldom get a hangover on BS.

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    I can heartily recommend a banana daiquiri !!!

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    Hows it looking for a Banana smoothis now Red ?? :lol:^_^

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    Er ... anyone for another name change to this thread?

    Yes take it back a notch.

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    I can heartily recommend a banana daiquiri !!!

    Now you are talking.

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    Redleg break out the BS, Just got the news re Clark.

    Turns out Trade week has turned exciting this year.

    WOW!

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    Well buggar me dead! Just when I was thinking that watching the price of bananas was more interesting than watching Trade week, I wake up to this news totally out of left field. Talk about a resurrection and its nowhere near Easter.

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    Well buggar me dead! Just when I was thinking that watching the price of bananas was more interesting than watching Trade week, I wake up to this news totally out of left field. Talk about a resurrection and its nowhere near Easter.

    I was similarly shocked DC.

    Picked the HUN off the grass and nearly fell over in the drive.

    Banana prices are probably through the roof today.

    I can see dee members rushing into shops all over Melbourne

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    I was similarly shocked DC.

    Picked the HUN off the grass and nearly fell over in the drive.

    Banana prices are probably through the roof today.

    I can see dee members rushing into shops all over Melbourne

    Well I don't give a stuff what they cost but I'm going down to the greengrocers to get a stack of bananas just to celebrate

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    Obviously not a Lady's Finger :huh:

    This thread is just surreal. Don't stop lads...carry on...

    Edited by why you little

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    This thread is just surreal. Don't atop lads...carry on...

    You can take that as a given.

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    I see some unauthorised tampering with the title of the thread has taken place. This should not happen to the most popular thread on the site with now 767 posts and nearly 22000 views. Too much power in the hands of too few.

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    This thread is just surreal. Don't atop lads...carry on...

    I have been carrying on since I started it.

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    I see some unauthorised tampering with the title of the thread has taken place. This should not happen to the most popular thread on the site with now 767 posts and nearly 22000 views. Too much power in the hands of too few.

    Obviously not enough Potassium and antioxidant in their systems Redleg.

    How else could you explain it?

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    Obviously not enough Potassium and antioxidant in their systems Redleg.

    How else could you explain it?

    I think they're just plain bananas.

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    I think they're just plain bananas.

    Good one Chook you may be on to something there.

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    I am on my 3rd bloody mary for tge afternoon. Highly recommended landers!!

    Easy up mate your spelling betrays you!

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