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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Tasmania is the only State without an AFL team.

Not for long.

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    11 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

    Even my brother in law who is an ex Victorian and a loyal Saint Kilda supporter did not enjoy the game and they won! Words fail me about our performance, but I think there is a solution. But it may not be a popular one.

    While this season will be a write off, maybe 2028 will be a better one for us provide we can recruit and retain better quality forwards who can kick straight. Or accurately around the corner which is the Modern way of playing football.

    The Japanese do strange and weird things! I don't understand why anyone would put a banana in cellophane. It just doesn't make sense to this simple country boy.

    I think you nailed it with the bolded bit.

    I was certainly of the same opinion. They also do some fantastic and positive things. So can the Demons

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    7 minutes ago, dpositive said:

    I think you nailed it with the bolded bit.

    I was certainly of the same opinion. They also do some fantastic and positive things. So can the Demons

    Whatever floats your boat.

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    40 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Whatever floats your boat.

    A raft of Bananas wrapped in cellophane probably would last longer than a regular banana boat.

    Would it help them preserved longer as emergency rations?

    With each crew member cannibalised, you would need slightly less raft space, so you could even get a reasonably balanced diet going.

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    1 minute ago, Little Goffy said:

    A raft of Bananas wrapped in cellophane probably would last longer than a regular banana boat.

    Would it help them preserved longer as emergency rations?

    With each crew member cannibalised, you would need slightly less raft space, so you could even get a reasonably balanced diet going.

    Glad you mentioned it.

    Must pack the dun screen.

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    21 hours ago, dpositive said:

    I think you nailed it with the bolded bit.

    I was certainly of the same opinion. They also do some fantastic and positive things. So can the Demons

    No one can beat a Japanese Game Show! They are AWESOME 😎

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    On 05/06/2025 at 06:58, DemonFrog said:

    So whats up with the new Tasmanian AFL club? I just saw some lady on YouTube crying about the club may not make it to the AFL.

    I posted four to six weeks ago that the Tassie team won’t happen. Maybe the lady read my post.

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    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I posted four to six weeks ago that the Tassie team won’t happen. Maybe the lady read my post.

    Are you her???

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    Circuitous affirmation!

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    On 05/06/2025 at 11:50, beelzebub said:

    Just not a venue

    They should sell all their home games and play in Alice

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    This is sure to be a great week to be on Demonland.

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    I am trying not to think about football.

    A banana on the porridge will re focus my attention

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    At least we can all be happy we won’t be losing again this weekend.

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    15 hours ago, Redleg said:

    At least we can all be happy we won’t be losing again this weekend.

    I reckon we're that good at it we might still find a way...

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    Well this season is certainly petering out.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well this season is certainly petering out.

    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well this season is certainly petering out.

    Well there will be more seasons like this one to come Red!

    At least my WAFL club saw this type of danger and took the brave decision to part ways with its senior coach. We had a hugh win on the weekend as a result. While it was sad a club champion lost his position, the club needed to make the change. Beating a host club is always satisfying.

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    If we make a Coaching change, it won’t be until the end of the season.

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    18 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Well this season is certainly petering out.

    I'm finding it apauling, too.

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    Annd I am not happy.

    I will try and take it gracefully.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Annd I am not happy.

    I will try and take it gracefully.

    Grumpy, Bashful, Sneezy ??

    Asking for a friend ( Dopey bastard )

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    8 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Annd I am not happy.

    I will try and take it gracefully.

    You'll be Happy again when we get White?

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    15 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    You'll be Happy again when we get White?

    WILL that be TOMorrow?

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