Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.

Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

The No T$ No B$ Thread

Featured Replies

2 minutes ago, 640MD said:

At the very least Simon won the flag that allowed me to hold the cup ( couple of months later) and Cheer for The Dees as premiers.

Thank you lord I have seen the light,

Bananas for breakfast from now on.

And lunch and dinner!

 
  • Author

Another quiet day for the Dees and on DL.

50 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Another quiet day for the Dees and on DL.

Red, glad to see that you're still posting.

 
  • Author
4 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

Red, glad to see that you're still posting.

Had to take some time to gather my thoughts after the Saints debacle.

On 28/07/2025 at 11:37, layzie said:

This season sucks.

...and today was the last straw?


Where have you gone, @Bitter but optimistic?

Your moniker, so apposite to this day of heightened mixed emotions.

10 hours ago, Redleg said:

Had to take some time to gather my thoughts after the Saints debacle.

On the same weekend, I had West Perth 6 goals lead at half time and Melbourne had a 46 point lead at three-quarter time. Both teams lost their games. So I can feel your pain.

IMO it's a good thing both teams are looking for a new head coach.

So Red you need to embrace the light and support the search for a new coach. Although our issues are not just with the former senior coach.

  • Author
2 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

On the same weekend, I had West Perth 6 goals lead at half time and Melbourne had a 46 point lead at three-quarter time. Both teams lost their games. So I can feel your pain.

IMO it's a good thing both teams are looking for a new head coach.

So Red you need to embrace the light and support the search for a new coach. Although our issues are not just with the former senior coach.

Tbh I have no idea who we should appoint and just hope we get it right.

Could be an interesting off season coming up.

 
10 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Where have you gone, @Bitter but optimistic?

Your moniker, so apposite to this day of heightened mixed emotions.

Uncle Bitters has likely taken time off to have his spikes polished and new make-up applied.

Just now, Redleg said:

Tbh I have no idea who we should appoint and just hope we get it right.

Could be an interesting off season coming up.

Well I heard Nathan Buckley and Mark Needle are both available.


Was it just me, or did others think the same when Goody said he would miss giving George Gawn a bag of lollies after we win? My thought was "You stingy bugger Goody!" P

OMG I see a few media articles about Melbourne possibly recruiting James Hird as senior coach. Not sure how likely 🤔 this is, but if it happens, I would need to find another AFL club to support. Surely there much better coaching options out there?

Pretty sure you won't need to set up a panel and process for a search, Froggy. He gave a pretty categorical 'No' on the Footy Classified snippet.

Though we are talking the world of AFL here...

Now I am reading that Nathan Buckley is the front runner for the senior coaching role at Melbourne. I said it many times before NOTHING GOOD COMES FROM COLLINGWOOD!

I tried to buy a Banana Blitz (Muzz Buzz) but unfortunately they run out of Bananas AGAIN. Life can be so cruel as both my football teams are disappointing me and I can't buy a Banana Drink. I blame Uncle Bitters as he's left us all to suffer on our own!


  • Author

You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

44 minutes ago, Redleg said:

You don’t see banana flavoured ice cream anymore.

Maybe it is not a woke flavour.

You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

  • Author
2 hours ago, beelzebub said:

You just go to the wrong Ice Creamery

Which is the correct one?

26 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Which is the correct one?

Obviously those selling Banana !!


@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

  • Author
22 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

  • Author

38 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

There's a great ice cream parlour in Redfern, Sydney that makes a beautiful, creamy banana ice cream

Bit too far from Caulfield in Victoria.

 
41 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

@Redleg

Wiils Batch ( elsternwick)

Ormond Ice Creamery

Luna Blu Gelato ( and Ice Cream )

The avalanche has begun...

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I’m off be back in 30 minutes.

Ready for when he returns: Cue memes.


Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
Reply to this topic...

Featured Content

  • PREVIEW: Brisbnae

    They really had me fooled when I picked them with great confidence to beat the Bombers at Gather Round last week. I should have recognised that nothing is more quintessentially Melbourne than defeating the undefeated early premiership favourite one week and losing to a winless cellar dweller on its way to establishing a record losing streak the next. 

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 6 replies
  • PREGAME: Brisbane

    The Demons return to Melbourne and the hallowed turf of the MCG where they face dual reigning Premiers Brisbane on Sunday. Who comes in and who goes out?

    • 437 replies
  • REPORT: Essendon

    Melbourne’s much vaunted finishing power evaporated at Adelaide Oval on Saturday afternoon, exposed for the third time in four years by its Essendon Gather Round hoodoo. 

      • Clap
      • Thanks
      • Like
    • 15 replies
  • POSTGAME: Essendon

    From knocking off a Premiership contender to getting embarrassed by the winless Bombers who were on a 17 game losing streak .... Welcome Back MFCSS.

      • Haha
    • 384 replies
  • PODCAST: Essendon

    Andy is still away on holidays for the next two weeks but the Demonland Podcast will proceed with Binman at the helm and this week joined by George to bring you their analysis of the disappointing loss to the Bombers.

      • Clap
      • Love
      • Thanks
    • 22 replies
  • VOTES: Essendon

    Captain Max Gawn has built a commanding lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award from Kozzy Pickett & Jack Steele followed by Jacob van Rooyen and Tom Sparrow. Your votes please from the loss to the Bombers. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 & 1.

      • Thanks
    • 31 replies

Account

Navigation

Search

Search

Configure browser push notifications

Chrome (Android)
  1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
  2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
  3. Adjust your preference.
Chrome (Desktop)
  1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
  2. Select Site settings.
  3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.