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Redleg
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38 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

I like bananas, but I reckon that's a sacrifice we'll spent. Hope it made a complete mess of him

Good news, Moon. I just checked the ingredients and there are no bananas in McDonalds banana milkshakes. 

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    11 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Good news, Moon. I just checked the ingredients and there are no bananas in McDonalds banana milkshakes. 

    Banana flavouring, the voice of a new generation. 

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    On 28/06/2024 at 11:30, Red and Bluebeard said:

    Whatever the reason, it is great to have you back!

    I have been focused on my WAFL team lately which has allowed me to watch more live football. Pity both my football teams are so far away from where I live lol 😆 

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    On 04/07/2024 at 19:23, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Hardly a heartfelt welcome back Moonie!

    Must you continually be such a rude [censored] ?

    Why?You have taught me so much over the years 🥰 🥰 🥰 

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    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

    ...presumably from something like this?

    https://www.bundabergrum.com.au/bundaberg-solera-rum-700ml.html

    Hard times, Red?

     

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

    Actually, I might have one as well - to toast our rise up the ladder without playing a second.
    Cheers 

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    A bit of RUMbling on here atm.

    Yeah. Definitely a few things rumbling this morning.
    Definitely be fine by tonight though. 
    Might need a hair of the parrot.

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    58 minutes ago, DiscoStu17 said:

    Yeah. Definitely a few things rumbling this morning.
    Definitely be fine by tonight though. 
    Might need a hair of the parrot.

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

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    1 hour ago, Little Goffy said:

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

    Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

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    12 minutes ago, layzie said:

    Need to beat the jet fume sniffers

    Well they will have the crowd and the ruckmen.

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    4 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

    Speaking of parrots and rum...

    Wait, did I already tell the story of how pirate rum was very weak and actually reached a perfect balance where it was as weak as possible (water down for profit, of course) but also exactly strong enough for the alcohol to kill off all the bacteria and such that would infect 'just water'?

    It is a pretty cool case of nothing more than habits and reactions leading to a precision result.

    Pirate rum is better for you than water. If you're a pirate, at least.

    That’s gold! 
    Makes sense - they weren’t mixing it with Perrier.

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    Would it be too much to hope for a Dees win and Blues loss, after Bombers losing, to make it a lovely footy weekend?

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    On 12/07/2024 at 20:15, Redleg said:

    Had a Captain Morgan’s rum tonight.

    A nice drop indeed.

    That's great Redleg.

    You should check out the new TV series MASH.

    I think you'd really like it.

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    2 hours ago, Biffen said:

    That's great Redleg.

    You should check out the new TV series MASH.

    I think you'd really like it.

    I am too busy trying to find the original Roots mini series, so I can reacquaint myself with Kunte Kinte and the gang.

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am too busy trying to find the original Roots mini series, so I can reacquaint myself with Kunte Kinte and the gang.

    I'm catching up with Zig and Zag and Happy Hammond and Rin Tin Tin and Swallows Juniors...

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    11 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    I'm catching up with Zig and Zag and Happy Hammond and Rin Tin Tin and Swallows Juniors...

    You do realise that one of those characters and it wasn't Rin Tin Tin, was a pedophile.

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    4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    You do realise that one of those characters and it wasn't Rin Tin Tin, was a pedophile.

    Twas Zig or Zag. Then again, so, probably was Jeffrey Epstein.

     

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    2 minutes ago, Monbon said:

    Twas Zig or Zag. Then again, so, probably was Jeffrey Epstein.

     

    And now the can of worms is open: where are the rotten bananas?

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    22 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    What’s happening guys?

    I got plenty of nuttin. Too cold for anything to happen.

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