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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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21 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

Logical song

 

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    On 19/11/2023 at 17:58, Redleg said:

    Well the girls follow the guys and go out in straight sets.

    At least we are a consistent club.

    Does anyone really care?

    Not according to the low number of posts.

    They dominate the official  MFC website and it gets confusing at times.  Its all a bit too much IMHO. Too much sport.

    I might be in trouble for that comment. lol

     

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    On 20/11/2023 at 21:23, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

    Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

    Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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    53 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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    Not sure Sir Les noticed, but there is a small spot on his jacket.

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    On 25/11/2023 at 19:49, daisycutter said:

    haha, you sure mixed up that response

    doesn't matter, but

    explanation:  you cut and pasted such that deevers words were attributed to me

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    On 26/11/2023 at 20:42, Redleg said:

    Not sure Sir Les noticed, but there is a small spot on his jacket.

    It'll sponge out.

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    On 26/11/2023 at 14:24, leave it to deever said:

    Logical song

     

    “Us and Them” from Dark Side of the Moon. Dick or more formally ‘Richard’ Parry (to pass muster here) blowing up a storm.

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    On 27/11/2023 at 00:26, daisycutter said:

    explanation:  you cut and pasted such that deevers words were attributed to me

    Sorry. I wasn’t trying to attribute anything to anyone. It was for context…  adding my view on saxophone songs. 

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    Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

    Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

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    5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

    Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

    Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

    Maybe listen to Rindi Ross of Quarterflash, on the song Harden My Heart and your spirits will lift, or The Heat is On by Glen Frey.

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    On 26/11/2023 at 15:52, Moonshadow said:

    Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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    Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller.  Cultural sensitivity at its best 

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    In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

    i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller.  Cultural sensitivity at its best 

    Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity.

    Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

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    You had to love the way Sir Les spat drink or saliva on all his interviewers.

     

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    6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

    Very astute observation 

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    On 04/12/2023 at 14:07, 640MD said:

    In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

    i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

    His life wasn’t easy

    as he observed sitting on the cheese board was no picnic because the little flags get up your ar#e

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

    He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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    5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

    He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

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    We won’t see the houses falling at training now, as the Casey sessions will be closed until next year.

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    Cripes

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    On 06/12/2023 at 10:53, daisycutter said:

    wonder if they have banana snakes down at casey

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    That is a frightening video Daisy.

    I fear it will give me nightmares.

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