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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

Very astute observation 

 
On 04/12/2023 at 14:07, 640MD said:

In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

His life wasn’t easy

as he observed sitting on the cheese board was no picnic because the little flags get up your ar#e

 
5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.


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We won’t see the houses falling at training now, as the Casey sessions will be closed until next year.

Cripes

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On 06/12/2023 at 10:53, daisycutter said:

wonder if they have banana snakes down at casey

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That is a frightening video Daisy.

I fear it will give me nightmares.


42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

...and be glad I'm not on social media.

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M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

12 hours ago, Redleg said:

M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

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2 hours ago, layzie said:

Crispy M and Ms are underrated I reckon. 

I will do some research on it.

21 hours ago, Redleg said:

I will do some research on it.

Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 


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23 minutes ago, layzie said:

Look forward to it. Full report on my desk by Monday. 

Might struggle.

I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

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2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Might struggle.

I am in NZ at the moment and not sure of the availability.

I do know that NZ Hokey Pokey Ice Cream is delicious.

do they have bananas in nz, red?

if so are they all black?

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7 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

do they have bananas in nz, red?

if so are they all black?

They call them underarmers.

They go well with ice cream.

On 18/12/2023 at 19:05, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Following its preceding post, I'm just gonna guess the contents.

...and be glad I'm not on social media.

It’s actually pretty funny. 😁

On 20/12/2023 at 12:04, daisycutter said:

do they have bananas in nz, red?

if so are they all black?

Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆


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1 minute ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Don't they call them "checksuds"? 😆

That’s a new one.

On 18/12/2023 at 20:18, Redleg said:

M and M peanut flavours taste the same.

Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

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8 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Wait, is that peanut flavoured M&Ms or M&M flavoured peanuts?

Either way, I've just pictured a herd of elephants going nuts on food dye additives and I'll definitely have nightmares tonight.

Friend of mine in school insisted on calling M&Ms 'mandms' as if it were a single word. It was contagious and took discipline to not slip. Ugh, high school memories. More nightmares tonight.

M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

 
8 minutes ago, Redleg said:

M and M flavoured peanuts,  in the yellow packet.

Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

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5 hours ago, Little Goffy said:

Ah, yes, the wild caught ones you can eat right off the hook.

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A delightful feast.


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