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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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21 hours ago, Fanatique Demon said:

Try anything by Supertramp. John Helliwell is the sax soloist. 

Logical song

 

 
On 19/11/2023 at 17:58, Redleg said:

Well the girls follow the guys and go out in straight sets.

At least we are a consistent club.

Does anyone really care?

Not according to the low number of posts.

They dominate the official  MFC website and it gets confusing at times.  Its all a bit too much IMHO. Too much sport.

I might be in trouble for that comment. lol

 

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On 20/11/2023 at 21:23, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bah! You are such a vulgar layabout Biffen.

Please stop distracting me from  preparing  for my imminent tour of enlightenment to Siam.

Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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53 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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Not sure Sir Les noticed, but there is a small spot on his jacket.

On 25/11/2023 at 19:49, daisycutter said:

haha, you sure mixed up that response

doesn't matter, but

explanation:  you cut and pasted such that deevers words were attributed to me


On 26/11/2023 at 20:42, Redleg said:

Not sure Sir Les noticed, but there is a small spot on his jacket.

It'll sponge out.

On 26/11/2023 at 14:24, leave it to deever said:

Logical song

 

“Us and Them” from Dark Side of the Moon. Dick or more formally ‘Richard’ Parry (to pass muster here) blowing up a storm.

On 27/11/2023 at 00:26, daisycutter said:

explanation:  you cut and pasted such that deevers words were attributed to me

Sorry. I wasn’t trying to attribute anything to anyone. It was for context…  adding my view on saxophone songs. 

 

Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

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5 minutes ago, Little Goffy said:

Youtube recommendations clearly caused by following this thread took me to an amateur solo alto saxophone cover of the Pet Shop Boys song 'It's a sin' with no backing sound, performed in a student-looking bedroom.

Absolutely nothing about it worked. A low point in my musical journey and I will hold this against you all for a long time.

Maybe listen to Rindi Ross of Quarterflash, on the song Harden My Heart and your spirits will lift, or The Heat is On by Glen Frey.


On 26/11/2023 at 15:52, Moonshadow said:

Australia's cultural attaché himself. Bon voyage!

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Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller.  Cultural sensitivity at its best 

In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Sir Les, the ideal role model for an Aussie traveller.  Cultural sensitivity at its best 

Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity.

Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

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You had to love the way Sir Les spat drink or saliva on all his interviewers.

 

3 hours ago, Biffen said:

Sir Les survived due to his diplomatic immunity.

Pfizer should be cloning your biological immunity.

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

https://youtu.be/6FwWmLQB61k?feature=shared

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Has anyone ever seen Sir Les and Uncle Bitters in the same room? Just saying...

Very astute observation 

Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

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On 04/12/2023 at 14:07, 640MD said:

In all my time overseas, I never managed to reach the level of Sir Leslie.

i would fall asleep well before. And I have never worn braces. 

His life wasn’t easy

as he observed sitting on the cheese board was no picnic because the little flags get up your ar#e

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.

5 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Haven’t heard from our Hamas loving friend Dieter of late.

He’s going to a global warming conference in a vehicle powered by his own methane.


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We won’t see the houses falling at training now, as the Casey sessions will be closed until next year.

Cripes

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On 06/12/2023 at 10:53, daisycutter said:

wonder if they have banana snakes down at casey

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That is a frightening video Daisy.

I fear it will give me nightmares.


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