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11 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

 

Always a nice accompaniment

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40 minutes ago, dworship said:

Is that "thinking" with a small brain?

The problem with 16yo boys is that when the blood changes direction  (from the head to other parts) at speed, thereby depriving the brain of the necessary amount of oxygen, their capacity to think is severely compromised. The good news is that this doesn’t last forever, only for 60 or so years. 😁

37 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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Oh behave!!

 
1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

fixed it for ya ,jib  😃

The dictator voluntarily cedes power?

Whoda thunk it?!

56 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The problem with 16yo boys is that when the blood changes direction  (from the head to other parts) at speed, thereby depriving the brain of the necessary amount of oxygen, their capacity to think is severely compromised. The good news is that this doesn’t last forever, only for 60 or so years. 😁

Something to look forward to, then.

Very soon...


57 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

The dictator voluntarily cedes power?

Whoda thunk it?!

supposedly ... lotsa rumours going around  😮

15 hours ago, old dee said:

My god we are old. Pence!

Do young people use the expression " not much chop?"

 
16 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Do young people use the expression " not much chop?"

nah, it's all about chop-chop now

13 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Something to look forward to, then.

Very soon...

 

An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up!"

He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again.

"Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?" 

The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!"

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Boom boom.

Edited by leave it to deever


15 minutes ago, dworship said:

This is my favorite, great work by the Sydney Media team. We are supposed to trust the Media to get things right.

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Not only have they got the wrong person, but they’ve misspelled her name… both her given name AND her surname. 😑

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Footy Classified is unwatchable on Wednesday when Eddie hosts. The Pies dominate the show and it is putrid TV.

Enough is enough.


On 9/27/2023 at 8:57 AM, leave it to deever said:

Do young people use the expression " not much chop?"

Quite often.

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On 9/28/2023 at 11:03 PM, Redleg said:

Another quiet weekend coming up.

And another quiet week to follow.

Bec Judd is in a new race starting tonight. The Amazing Race. I love how women’s sport is making headlines. 😜


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6 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Bec Judd is in a new race starting tonight. The Amazing Race. I love how women’s sport is making headlines. 😜

Omg, another reason to stay off channel 10.

Anyone seen the price for Watermelons? K Razy!! Reminds me of the days when Banana prices went off the charts… 

 

Argh, those were the days! 

Add to my previous post, what is it with the colour red? Everything Red is crazy. If it be your hair colour or watermelons. Just seems to be drama with Red. 
 

Apologise Mr Leg, but just saying 😳😂

 
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3 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Add to my previous post, what is it with the colour red? Everything Red is crazy. If it be your hair colour or watermelons. Just seems to be drama with Red. 
 

Apologise Mr Leg, but just saying 😳😂

Where did Red come from, other than my avatar?

 

Ghost are playing at John Cain Arena tonight. I was driving down Olympic Boulevard and all of sudden it looked like Halloween, but with mostly middle aged men in too much make up.

It’s been a weird week.


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