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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

That shocked emoji (it just beat the laugh emoji) was to ensure my bona fides on here were preserved, BBO.

Anyways, there's only room on here for one dilettanteย ๐Ÿ˜„

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1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

In danger of this thread slipping into Trump presidency contemplation, od!

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Oh.

Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier of Victoria

1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

I always told a couple of Nieceโ€™s (GLS)

that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

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1 hour ago, Jibroni said:

Well Dan Andrews is no longer premier ย dictator of Victoriaย 

fixed it for ya ,jibย ย ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

9 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I always told a couple of Nieceโ€™s (GLS)

that whenever they looked at a 70 year old guy, there was a 16 year old stud looking back at them and thinking like a 16 year old.

"thinking" is the key word here 640 !


On 9/22/2023 at 9:00 PM, leave it to deever said:

Can I be your old friends friend?

Sounds like he already has 60,000 friends.

Ooh, i just imagined the ultimate MelbourneFC promo. Every member attending X game gets a bottle of wine on the way in.

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

"thinking" is the key word here 640 !

Is that "thinking" with a small brain?

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

More delusion I reckon

As I approach 70 I'm definitely more deluded.

6 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

2021 still makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

Watching the girls makes me happy (1 ha'penny)

We were reigning premiers in all 3 'divisions' at some stage during 2022 (1 ha'penny)

We've got to be heavily interested in finals in 4 (nearly 5) of the last 6 years (1 ha'penny)

Do you need a receipt?

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2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

It seems we have something in common Tim!

I like perving on sheilas too !

Always a nice accompaniment

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11 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

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Always a nice accompaniment

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40 minutes ago, dworship said:

Is that "thinking" with a small brain?

The problem with 16yo boys is that when the blood changes direction ย (from the head to other parts) at speed, thereby depriving the brain of the necessary amount of oxygen, their capacity to think is severely compromised. The good news is that this doesnโ€™t last forever, only for 60 or so years. ๐Ÿ˜

37 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

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Oh behave!!

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

fixed it for ya ,jibย ย ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

The dictator voluntarily cedes power?

Whoda thunk it?!

56 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

The problem with 16yo boys is that when the blood changes direction ย (from the head to other parts) at speed, thereby depriving the brain of the necessary amount of oxygen, their capacity to think is severely compromised. The good news is that this doesnโ€™t last forever, only for 60 or so years. ๐Ÿ˜

Something to look forward to, then.

Very soon...


57 minutes ago, Stiff Arm said:

The dictator voluntarily cedes power?

Whoda thunk it?!

supposedly ... lotsa rumours going aroundย ย ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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Wow this place is really jumping.

15 hours ago, old dee said:

My god we are old. Pence!

Do young people use the expression " not much chop?"

16 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Do young people use the expression " not much chop?"

nah, it's all about chop-chop now

13 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Something to look forward to, then.

Very soon...

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An 86 year-old man is out fishing. He was sitting in his boat when he heard a voice say,

"Pick me up!"

He looked around and did not see any one. He thought he was dreaming until he heard the voice again.

"Pick me up." The old man looked in the water and there, floating on a lilly pad was a frog.

The man said, "Are you talking to me?"ย 

The frog replied, "Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman you have
ever seen. I'll make sure that all your friends are envious and jealous because you will have me as your bride."

The man looked at the frog for a minute in confusion, reached over, picked it up carefully, and placed it in his front pocket.

The frog screamed, "What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said?? I said kiss me and I will be your beautiful bride!"

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,

"Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog."

Boom boom.

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15 minutes ago, dworship said:

This is my favorite, great work by the Sydney Media team. We are supposed to trust the Media to get things right.

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Not only have they got the wrong person, but theyโ€™ve misspelled her nameโ€ฆ both her given name AND her surname. ๐Ÿ˜‘

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Footy Classified is unwatchable on Wednesday when Eddie hosts. The Pies dominate the show and it is putrid TV.

Enough is enough.


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