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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

That's a tad negative WCW!

Hey! Don’t forget when I first joined DL you made me cry by telling me I’m too positive! Does the name “Pollyanna” ring a bell? It should coz that’s what you called me. Now you’ve an issue with me being negative??!! 

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    1 minute ago, doc roet said:

    I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

    Please stop encouraging him!!!

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    4 minutes ago, layzie said:

    That's a shame, was hoping you might have had the gift.

    Gift? GIFT???? How on earth is wrapping bits of wool around each other with sticks a gift????

    LOL I went to a Catholic girls school and they made us learn knitting. Sister Margaret Mary said we’d need to be able to knit our husbands jumpers. I asked her what if we don’t end up with a husband coz maybe we don’t want one. I got detention. True story. 

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    1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Please don’t put ideas in his head, Daise!

    i just couldn't bear to think of anyone (uncle included) freezing away in far flung romsey and knowing what a compassionate woman you are

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I'm waiting to hear  @Redleg acknowledge my outstanding football judgement for correctly predicting that Max would back up against Norf.

    The above mentioned dared to suggest that I had been overindulging in the fruits of the vine. That, of course, is not in itself offensive...... but ...... to suggest that chateau cardboard was my intoxicant of choice is extremely rude!

     

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

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    11 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

    does it come in jeroboams?   asking for a friend

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    59 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Duly acknowledged and you no doubt will acknowledge my correct statement that the Schach would debut for us Saturday.

    If I told you I love ❤️ Malibu the drink, would you hold it against me.

    It doesn’t come in cardboard btw.

    Actually.....it does.....Screenshot_20230427-223506_Google.jpg.e4e4026c104888566c28acdd3f8542eb.jpg

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    2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Gift? GIFT???? How on earth is wrapping bits of wool around each other with sticks a gift????

    LOL I went to a Catholic girls school and they made us learn knitting. Sister Margaret Mary said we’d need to be able to knit our husbands jumpers. I asked her what if we don’t end up with a husband coz maybe we don’t want one. I got detention. True story. 

    Hey my gran is an exceptional knitter! Very gifted with the sticks 👌 

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    1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

    i just couldn't bear to think of anyone (uncle included) freezing away in far flung romsey and knowing what a compassionate woman you are

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

    you should hear what he says about borewood, ☹️ cuts me to the quick

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    19 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    does it come in jeroboams?   asking for a friend

    Probably not, but I would love one if it did.

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    18 hours ago, beelzebub said:

    Actually.....it does.....Screenshot_20230427-223506_Google.jpg.e4e4026c104888566c28acdd3f8542eb.jpg

    Unbelievable.

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    21 hours ago, doc roet said:

    I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

    Amazon.com: Deez Nuts Red White Blue Stars 2.25” Large Magnet President Funny Humor : Home & Kitchen

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    On 4/27/2023 at 8:32 PM, doc roet said:

    I'd like to see that. One side red,the other blue. I'ii even donate the wool.

    My guess is both already blue and given long enough needles WSW could make them red.

    My God what a disgusting thought! Why am I thinking about bitters balls?

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Unbelievable.

    Face it ...you're bogan !! 

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    On 4/27/2023 at 11:23 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

    He chooses to live in far flung Romsey!
    Bagging my suburb is almost a hobby to him, but at least here in Snorbs we enjoy clement temperatures. 

    Don’t worry WCW, Rustic Romsey is fast vanishing into the architectural beauty of housing estates and fast food outlets. I suspect Uncles estate is rapidly being surrounded by neighbours who would be unfamiliar with a cheese platter and red wine. 

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    On 4/27/2023 at 7:36 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Sadly not the most practical appendages during a Romsey winter dc .

    Although it’s a tight fit, I’ve found that one of my MFC long sox keep my package snug and warm. Just a thought for you to consider, Uncle.

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    1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

    Although it’s a tight fit, I’ve found that one of my MFC long sox keep my package snug and warm. Just a thought for you to consider, Uncle.

    Thanks but no thanks Neil.

    Due to their prior location I don't envision using your "long sox" for any purpose.

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    19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    467D5E0A-2A53-4490-8873-ADD9E5FFF44E.thumb.jpeg.457e4394f15d96952541adce6e99c341.jpegJust completing luncheon with the mandatory cheese platter

    Let's see... is that gouda, a blue, and maybe a cheddar?  Appreciate the unique but delicious inclusion of toasted olive bread on the side!

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    7 minutes ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    Let's see... is that gouda, a blue, and maybe a cheddar?  Appreciate the unique but delicious inclusion of toasted olive bread on the side!

    I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

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    1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

    I notice DP that there is no bottle on the table - more evidence, as we all suspected, that his red comes from a cask?

    Ooo very good observation NC...  we all know BBO wouldn't have a singular glass.  I suspect you're right about the hidden cask

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    1 hour ago, beelzebub said:

    Face it ...you're bogan !! 

    Never thought of myself as one, but I do wear thongs occasionally.

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