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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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44 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it ðŸĪŠ

That's your problem - you're trying to make sense where there is none!

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    2 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Well WCW you will be reassured to know that your Uncle Bitter cares and (as usual) is prepared to help out.

    I have an excellent spit at The Manor so... if required... Langers and Fritter could "serve" a higher purpose -  ie being "served" at  The Manor.

    Please don't accuse me of Insensitivity - I'm just trying to help out.

    You’re totes welcome to my chooksâ€Ķ

    â€Ķ but you’ve gotta catch ‘em first! 😁 Good luck with that. Langers is just like his namesake, he runs and runs and can’t be caught. 

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    9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    You’re totes welcome to my chooksâ€Ķ

    â€Ķ but you’ve gotta catch ‘em first! 😁 Good luck with that. Langers is just like his namesake, he runs and runs and can’t be caught. 

    Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

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    1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

    My Langers will make short work of outrunning any dog. Or magpie or tiger or cat etc. 👊🏞

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    7 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

    That's your problem - you're trying to make sense where there is none!

    Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours ðŸĪŊ

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    On 2/15/2023 at 8:39 AM, layzie said:

    You would have loved the Dons fan I was speaking with on Monday, he was really pumped about Weid and how a second chance is all he needs.

    He may be right but still, sheesh. 

    Is that his second chance after all his second chances at Melbourne?

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    6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bah! The Manor's Fila Brasilieros will take care of business.

    Had to look that one up BBO, some sort of dog ?

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    2 hours ago, loges said:

    Is that his second chance after all his second chances at Melbourne?

    It's his second, second, second chance. 

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    Chooks, dogs, magpies, bah!!!!!!!!!!!

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    5 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours ðŸĪŊ

    When I play online word games the letter E gives me a sensation of seeing green (Not Brad ok).

    Perhaps I need to check the latest blend in the herbal tea?

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    Help needed !!!

    I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge. 

    It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

    Thanks in advance people !

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    On 2/1/2022 at 7:09 PM, Biffen said:

    I think I speak for all 3 of us when I say not everyone has a spare 6 hours to listen to it.

    Can I recommend an obscure Swedish band from the 60s/70s named Harvester and their excellent album Hemat.

    Not joking.

    Seriously good anthemic Sauna music.

     

    1 hour ago, pineapple dee said:

    Help needed !!!

    I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge. 

    It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

    Thanks in advance people !

     

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    5 hours ago, layzie said:

    It's his second, second, second chance. 

    [Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

    Does go with the seven he had with us...

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    17 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    [Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

    Does go with the seven he had with us...

    hmmm, thinking, thinking.....well depending on how your brain is wired that could mean 4th. 6th or 8th

    but i think i'm going with your eighth.....makes a better story anyway ðŸĪĢ

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    1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

    hmmm, thinking, thinking.....well depending on how your brain is wired that could mean 4th. 6th or 8thhow

    but i think i'm going with your eighth.....makes a better story anyway ðŸĪĢ

    Refer to puzzle threads. Says it all, really. And not particularly flatteringly...

    Anyways...

    One second chance implies a first chance; thus a group of two.

    A second second chance implies a second first chance; thus a second group of two, and four chances in all - two plus two.

    A second second-second chance (in its group of four - see above) implies a first second-second chance (in its group of four); thus a second group of four, and eight chances in all - four plus four - of which the second second second chance is number 8.

    Or, in other words, two cubed.

    Glad you asked?

    Oh, wait, you didn't...

    😎

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    27 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Refer to puzzle threads. Says it all, really. And not particularly flatteringly...

    Anyways...

    One second chance implies a first chance; thus a group of two.

    A second second chance implies a second first chance; thus a second group of two, and four chances in all - two plus two.

    A second second-second chance (in its group of four - see above) implies a first second-second chance (in its group of four); thus a second group of four, and eight chances in all - four plus four - of which the second second second chance is number 8.

    Or, in other words, two cubed.

    Glad you asked?

    Oh, wait, you didn't...

    😎

    or one could say that 'second, second, second chance' is nonsensical ðŸĪĢ

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    2 hours ago, pineapple dee said:

    Help needed !!!

    I think I was reading it in this thread, someone mentioned anthemic sauna music and that person was praised for their arcane music knowledge. 

    It was weird but I need to know the name of the band and also the music. I think it was Swedish

    Thanks in advance people !

    Abba?

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    10 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Ahhhh now it makes perfect sense oh wait does it!? I think I can taste colours ðŸĪŊ

    That's ridiculous! You can't taste colours except orange and lemon, but you can feel them!

    Edited by ManDee
    Is banana a colour?

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    50 minutes ago, ManDee said:

    That's ridiculous! You can't taste colours except orange and lemon, but you can feel them!

    Have a read-up on synaesthesia, MD; it's downright fascinating! (a sort of green-tinged magenta/plum?)

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    3 hours ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    [Calculator keys click] That'd be his eighth chance then?

    Does go with the seven he had with us...

    Well as they say Tim, seven is heaven. 

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    1 hour ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Have a read-up on synaesthesia, MD; it's downright fascinating! (a sort of green-tinged magenta/plum?)

    Synaesthesia tastes like blue and smells like eleven.

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    I must confess I am ambidextrous, colour blind and dyslexic, but my judgement is perfect. Did I mention I am a compulsive liar?.

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    1 hour ago, ManDee said:

    Synaesthesia tastes like blue and smells like eleven.

    I was just guessing, MD. Nice to have the actual palate palette from a place of experience(?)

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    23 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

    Wow, I don't know how many years I've been reading this thread and I still can't make sense of it ðŸĪŠ

    So you fit right in with the rest of us here ...

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    8 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    So you fit right in with the rest of us here ...

    Oh god please no

    Edited by AzzKikA

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