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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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1 hour ago, Redleg said:

No one unjustly maligns Uncle Bitter on here.

Are you suggesting that any malgining of BBO is by definition just? 😆

 
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2 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Are you suggesting that any malgining of BBO is by definition just? 😆

Do I have to spell it out?

Just now, Redleg said:

Do I have to spell it out?

I-T O-U-T. What is the issue? 😆

 
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5 minutes ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

I-T O-U-T. What is the issue? 😆

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

Just now, Redleg said:

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

Nah. I wouldn't clean the dunny with that stuff!


1 hour ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

Nah. I wouldn't clean the dunny with that stuff!

Eeew, I wouldn't want to clean BBO's dunny with anything.

8 hours ago, Redleg said:

Have you been drinking Uncle Bitter’s turpentine?

The Uncle prefers his with a glacé cherry topped with a tiny umbrella. What concerns me most is drinking it from a pint Guinness glass!

Rather tacky.

 
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25 minutes ago, ManDee said:

The Uncle prefers his with a glacé cherry topped with a tiny umbrella. What concerns me most is drinking it from a pint Guinness glass!

Rather tacky.

I am not sure about that, Uncle Bitter is a man’s man and he would probably drink it in a dirty and even cracked glass.

But by night at the manor you can find him with a brilliant shiraz in the finest glassware!


26 minutes ago, layzie said:

But by night at the manor you can find him with a brilliant shiraz in the finest glassware!

well, only if you like circa 1970s bohemian crystal glass decanter and goblets (chips included)

On 2/6/2023 at 10:01 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Red, was wondering if this mini Fritta bear (which I modified) could also be given protection…

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Protection from Fritta that is. Everyone else thought it was funny, especially his parents. Fritta, not so much. He seemed most unimpressed. 

Now i instantly thought someone remembers the great RDB    I am sure there were many more bears named Ronald  than Bayley

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I do like this thread, everyone gets sh it on ,  but no offence taken or probably intended, But I do think BBO must have very broad shoulders,  I might well have been his accomplice 45 years or so ago  but Iife intervened

and there was nothing wrong with the 70's apart from the great MFC

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25 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

well, only if you like circa 1970s bohemian crystal glass decanter and goblets (chips included)

I think I have some of those DC. The height of class back then.

14 minutes ago, 640MD said:

Now i instantly thought someone remembers the great RDB    I am sure there were many more bears named Ronald  than Bayley

I’d say that’s correct, MD. Way more Ronald bears. ❤️💙

Fun fact: Re jumper numbers: Fritta had 31, 33 and 35 available. His dad Scott wore #35 for his entire playing career with Coldstream (incidentally, he’s still the record holder for most games played), as did his brother Darcey and also Fritta at one point wore #35. So it was a no-brainer that he wanted #35. But the Club decided HP would wear #35 so Fritta got #31. 


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52 minutes ago, 640MD said:

I do like this thread, everyone gets sh it on ,  but no offence taken or probably intended, 

That’s because we are all non discriminatory.

1 hour ago, 640MD said:

I do like this thread, everyone gets sh it on ,  but no offence taken or probably intended, But I do think BBO must have very broad shoulders,  I might well have been his accomplice 45 years or so ago  but Iife intervened

and there was nothing wrong with the 70's apart from the great MFC

I'm not sure it's his "shoulders" that are broad.

1 hour ago, Redleg said:

That’s because we are all non discriminatory.

Oh contraire, I'll have you know I'm very discriminating, just not on this thread ..... although that may be counterintuitive.

9 minutes ago, dworship said:

I'm not sure it's his "shoulders" that are broad.

He wears 7XL Kaftans. “Broad” is putting it nicely.

 I have zero sympathy for him. He brings it all on himself. When I first joined DL he was so mean to me he had me in tears. I stopped posting. About a week later he PMd me with what I was sure would be an apology but all it said was “you need to harden the [censored] up” 

25 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He wears 7XL Kaftans. “Broad” is putting it nicely.

 I have zero sympathy for him. He brings it all on himself. When I first joined DL he was so mean to me he had me in tears. I stopped posting. About a week later he PMd me with what I was sure would be an apology but all it said was “you need to harden the [censored] up” 

Glad you got back on the horse WCW.


1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

He wears 7XL Kaftans. “Broad” is putting it nicely.

 I have zero sympathy for him. He brings it all on himself. When I first joined DL he was so mean to me he had me in tears. I stopped posting. About a week later he PMd me with what I was sure would be an apology but all it said was “you need to harden the [censored] up” 

A rare moment of compassion on my part and ....... as the great philosophers say ..... 'no good deed goes unpunished'!

2 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Glad you got back on the horse WCW.

Would that be this particular horse?

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

A rare moment of compassion on my part and ....... as the great philosophers say ..... 'no good deed goes unpunished'!

Truly rare.

 
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24 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Would that be this particular horse?

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😁

You know I am the resident thoroughbred man on DL.

A true red and blueblood.

15 hours ago, Redleg said:

You know I am the resident thoroughbred man on DL.

A true red and blueblood.

Are you still abstaining from banana smoothies Mr. Leg?


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