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The No T$ No B$ Thread

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8 hours ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Just a word of warning Demon People 

Last Wednesday Morning on my return to Melbourne Airport, SWYL was detained by Border Force, for no apparent reason and no explanation.

My bags were fully searched and more importantly my phone was confiscated and searched for close to an hour, i was told to write down the Passcode, so they had full access.

They do not have the power to ask for a passcode without a warrant, although i didn’t know my full rites until I researched it more after a good sleep. 
Beware of Border Force going forward 

https://amp.theguardian.com/australia-news/2022/apr/08/australian-border-force-searched-822-phones-in-2021-despite-having-no-power-to-demand-passcodes

I believe they got you and Bitter but optimistic mixed up at customs. Easy mistake

 
14 hours ago, Redleg said:

If they get that far, the AFLW Dees missed a home GF by 1 point, unless the Lions drop out.

Daisy had the ball 30 out, with a few seconds to go and passed but it was intercepted.

Considering the missed shots during their season, they are unlucky not to be the minor premiers.

They played some great play on footy and are very well coached and drilled.

Go girls and win that first flag.

Do we care Mr. Leg? My attention is approaching zero. Talking about approaching zero is anyone interested in the bash and crash world cup. To me it is just another game of cricket that means little. If ever a sport is over exposed it is cricket. 

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On 10/28/2022 at 2:09 PM, Redleg said:

And of course the MFC is more supportive of frogs.

 

On 10/28/2022 at 2:18 PM, daisycutter said:

maybe we should rebrand as frogbourne (except when we are narrm of course)?

 

On 10/28/2022 at 2:22 PM, Redleg said:

Maybe we find a big lilypond in the botanical gardens, for our new training ground.

 

On 10/28/2022 at 7:04 PM, old dee said:

You may have hit on the venue for our new home Mr. Leg.

All this talk of frogs and legs reminds me of this. 

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On 10/30/2022 at 10:17 AM, old dee said:

Now I know this isn’t football but at this time of the year who cares about footy. For the big one on Tuesday I am giving you the early nod.

Lunar Flare ridden by M Dee. Light weight is a talented horse and with that jockey name how could it loose.

Remember you heard it here first. 

Oh no the mighty Lunar Flare has been scratched. What do I do now? More form analysis. 

1 hour ago, old dee said:

Oh no the mighty Lunar Flare has been scratched. What do I do now? More form analysis. 

When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 


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23 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 

I have a friend who is in Knights Order and Hoo Ya Mal.

I hope you have stocked up on wine casks for the long Cup day.

6 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

When in doubt, keep your money in your pocket od. 

I actually did Bbo.

On 10/30/2022 at 8:44 AM, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ya gotta love Melbourne. I saw this at Flinders Street Station yesterday…

Nothing out of the ordinary here

Note that nobody bats an eyelid. 😂
 

 

Also, on the train that afternoon…

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He was most accommodating when I asked if I could take a pic. Yes, I said “He.”

Is this the new Collingwood Cheerleaders uniform 🤔 👀 😳 

 
1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

Is this the new Collingwood Cheerleaders uniform 🤔 👀 😳 

Well it’s totally the wrong colour so yeah it probably is. 😁


 

Sad to see the passing of Kenny. I just loved his passion. I usually barrack for Swans when they don't play us because of him. The Demon Army no doubt have many similar passionate supporters and always bring joy and pride when I see them in action. I don't know any of you personally but I love you all!  ❤💙

 

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13 minutes ago, Palace Dees said:

 

Sad to see the passing of Kenny. I just loved his passion. I usually barrack for Swans when they don't play us because of him. The Demon Army no doubt have many similar passionate supporters and always bring joy and pride when I see them in action. I don't know any of you personally but I love you all!  ❤💙

 

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RIP Kenny. 

An example of what clubs can give to people, who give to them.

Six weeks ago my eldest Granddaughter ( heading to 12 ) decided that she wanted to play Basketball. She had only ever messed about at school lunch times. She is amongst the taller girls at her school in her age group so that helps. She is now four games in and she is playing well and really enjoying it. On top of that Pa is enjoying it just as much to the point where I have to say I am enjoying watching her team more than the Dees in 2022. Never thought that would happen.  May this continue! Yesterday I jokingly told her I will be too Old to see her play in the Olympics. She just smiled and that smile was worth a thousand words.

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On 11/3/2022 at 10:48 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just noticed there's a new emoji thing available on Demonland.

It is now possible to admit, "I've got the clap", without shame.

Whatever floats your boat.


I read on here that Luke Jackson was in the 2023 Demons Calendar and I thought someone was joking…

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They weren’t joking. So for the month of March ima have to cover his mug with something else. Maybe a pic of Brodie. ❤️💙

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On 11/3/2022 at 10:48 AM, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just noticed there's a new emoji thing available on Demonland.

It is now possible to admit, "I've got the clap", without shame.

As has been said, a little clap goes a long way 

17 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I read on here that Luke Jackson was in the 2023 Demons Calendar and I thought someone was joking…

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They weren’t joking. So for the month of March ima have to cover his mug with something else. Maybe a pic of Brodie. ❤️💙

Why has Jake got a disembodied head tucked under one arm?

On 11/2/2022 at 3:34 PM, Palace Dees said:

 

Sad to see the passing of Kenny. I just loved his passion. I usually barrack for Swans when they don't play us because of him. The Demon Army no doubt have many similar passionate supporters and always bring joy and pride when I see them in action. I don't know any of you personally but I love you all!  ❤💙

 

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Real sad, would have been great if he could have seen one more flag.

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8 minutes ago, layzie said:

Real sad, would have been great if he could have seen one more flag.

Will be just as happy with another flag without him.

He is gone, he is a Docker.


On 11/6/2022 at 2:03 PM, Redleg said:

Whatever floats your boat.

Or scratches his itch.

On 11/7/2022 at 9:44 PM, monoccular said:

As has been said, a little clap goes a long way 

I thought the problem was like Herpes, it never goes away

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Wow, 2 picks in the upcoming draft. 

I can hardly contain my excitement and there is still over 2 weeks to go.

Wonder if Uncle Bitter will be stocking up on wine casks to help get him through the 2 night draft marathon.

It is riveting TV, waiting for Gill to come out and announce the names and then hear Shifter Sheehan say that every player drafted is a great footballer.

Then the player is interviewed and they say how much they like their new club and are so happy to go to the other side of the country, ( until they return ) a couple of years later.

Then the panel dissects every player picked. 

You can’t make this stuff up, no one would believe it.

Then the 10 hours of draft TV are endlessly replayed in case you missed something.

Gotta love it. Bring it on.

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On 11/7/2022 at 1:03 PM, WalkingCivilWar said:

I read on here that Luke Jackson was in the 2023 Demons Calendar and I thought someone was joking…

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😳
They weren’t joking. So for the month of March ima have to cover his mug with something else. Maybe a pic of Brodie. ❤️💙

My plan is to cut out Brodie Grundy's head and glue it on!!!

20 hours ago, Redleg said:

Will be just as happy with another flag without him.

He is gone, he is a Docker.

You didn't see the comment Layzie was replying to, did you, Redleg?  He was referring to Kenny the Swans fan.


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