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WalkingCivilWar
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Seems it’s gone the way of the Joel Smith tests positive thread aka the Demonland Bermuda Triangle. 

DemonFrog
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It was not that long ago people were saying the Dees would fall apart without Hogan. Glad to see they were wrong. I tend not to follow ex players as I lose interest once they leave the club. I mu

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indeed. an off season of disappearing threads

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12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

No need to bring vulgarity into the conversation Red!

Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

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4 minutes ago, layzie said:

What are you waiting for!

If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Comes from hanging around the opposition supporters of last week and this week.

BTW do you drink straight from the nozzle, or does the maid hold it above your mouth and turn the spigot on?

Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

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17 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

If I hold off until 4 o'clock it will prove that I'm not an alcoholic.

Bloody hell Red! If I mention maid and spigot  together, I'll get more "rehab" for sure!

TBH I would have thought our season decline would have driven you to harder stuff. There are some cheap brandy’s on the shelf at squire Murphys store.

We are in the last chance saloon and need to keep winning from now on, or it’s closing time.

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Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

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Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

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I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

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2 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Do they have a cask size shower holder for Uncle Bitter?

I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

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1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I remember watching a Vampire movie eons ago. The Vamps were at a disco and partying wildly when the fire sprinklers came on and doused them in blood. Of course the Vampires went right off!

I don't recollect anything else about the movie, except thinking at the time of the possibilities of standing under a spray of vino!

For me it would probably be Pepsi Max.

Yes I am a heathan.

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20 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

DFE425DB-4377-4880-B72C-B7BC53348FFE.thumb.jpeg.929077372a2aabf2da992a2cd92a5252.jpeg

Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

1F499475-514C-43E6-AF48-B516D4B6FA5C.thumb.jpeg.9573ce44c524b89ccd9d76cb5243320b.jpeg

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I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

@picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

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23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Father’s Day next week and some of the gifts you see are, well… strange to say the least. 

Check this out…

DFE425DB-4377-4880-B72C-B7BC53348FFE.thumb.jpeg.929077372a2aabf2da992a2cd92a5252.jpeg

Really?   REALLY??? 

WHO’S TAKING THEIR BEER INTO THE SHOWER ??? Unbelievable. smh 

I mean, a shower takes what, 5, 6, 10 minutes max.

YOU CAN’T GO 10 MINUTES WITHOUT A SIP OF YOUR BEER???!!

🤔 Maybe there’s a matching shower ashtray for when you’ve got nowhere to ash your cigarette while you shower (dontchya just hate that)?!

 

Meanwhile, at mine…

1F499475-514C-43E6-AF48-B516D4B6FA5C.thumb.jpeg.9573ce44c524b89ccd9d76cb5243320b.jpeg

🤣🤣🤣
I was with my son when I saw this in a shop. We were both bagging it, but I went back later and bought it and stuck it in the shower recess for a laugh. Now I can’t get the bloody thing off!

it needs a "roof" on it else it will get soap suds in it, yuk

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6 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

@picket fence would love one of these! Do a community service WCW and pm him the purchase info.

I actually bought it this time last year so they’re no longer available. But since they’d been reduced from $15 to $10, then $5, then $1 each, I bought the last two in stock. So I do have one unopened. 😁

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On 8/27/2022 at 7:54 PM, Redleg said:

Boys win on Friday and we have both teams in Prelim.

Women looking good too.

What happened Red?

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31 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

I reckon we got the loading wrong, and needed to play an extra game to be spot on for the GF.

Or we just wanted to belt the Lions again to prove a point ... :-)

 

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7 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

What happened Red?

We lost the QF so that JJ and Harry P get to play their 50th game on GF day rather than Round 1 next season. 😝

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