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On 2/10/2021 at 5:32 PM, Redleg said:

Weid has played 44 games of a possible 113 and will now miss 3 months because of another injury.

I am starting to worry about him.

 

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14 minutes ago, old dee said:

I think I will need 10 kg.

That's a whole lot of potassium.  Don't go swimming for a while!

I don’t know what “no T$ no B$“ for this post means. And I’m not going to read through 1065 pages to find out. Can anyone help, please?


4 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I don’t know what “no T$ no B$“ for this post means. And I’m not going to read through 1065 pages to find out. Can anyone help, please?

it's lockdown time and you can't be bothered reading 1065 pages of quality postings......sheesh!

44 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I don’t know what “no T$ no B$“ for this post means. And I’m not going to read through 1065 pages to find out. Can anyone help, please?

I could tell you but that would defeat the purpose. Here's a clue, no T$ no B$ however there is a lot of B$

1 hour ago, Fanatique Demon said:

I don’t know what “no T$ no B$“ for this post means. And I’m not going to read through 1065 pages to find out. Can anyone help, please?

When T$ retired, the mods decided to return this thread of B$ to the main board.

 
7 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

None the wiser.

Hint: bananas


14 minutes ago, Fanatique Demon said:

None the wiser.

C'est une reference a  une personne qui ne peut pas nommee. Il s'appelle TS.

Which reminds me....toi can ca phe

Due to recent retirement notice there is no T$ but the no B$ component has always been seemingly ignored thankfully.

B$ is always called out usually through insightful commentary.

Many useful and more not so useful facts and ideas are unleashed and exposed in this thread .

Long may it continue


1 hour ago, dpositive said:

Due to recent retirement notice there is no T$ but the no B$ component has always been seemingly ignored thankfully.

B$ is always called out usually through insightful commentary.

Many useful and more not so useful facts and ideas are unleashed and exposed in this thread .

Long may it continue

Well put dpositive. Don't forget the bananas for lunch today!

Did someone say Banana?

55 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

Did someone say Banana?

here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

Image result for double headed banana

Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 


36 minutes ago, hemingway said:

Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

c'mon ernie don't be such a killjoy,  you've never recovered your good side since the nazis cruelly burned your books and accused you of writing "popular entertainment literature that depicts life and life's goals in a superficial, unrealistic and sickly sweet manner, based on a bourgeois or upper class view of life

all that unwarranted persecution and now you are the self-appointed persecutor of what.....banana lovers!

vive la banane

Edited by daisycutter

1 hour ago, hemingway said:

Oh no not bananas again. Show some imagination please you banana loving nutbags (apologies to OD). 

It may well be a deep seated Freudian thing. If so go off and get some psychotherapy but leave the bananas in the fruit bowl and stop boring the well balanced fruit lovers who ditched Freud and psychotherapy years ago and got on with their life. 

And please forget the french Biffen. Too many French films on SBS? Pathetic. . 

une banane n'est qu'une bananes Ernesto. D'accord.

On 2/15/2021 at 11:51 AM, Biffen said:

C'est une reference a  une personne qui ne peut pas nommee. Il s'appelle TS.

Voldemort?

 
3 hours ago, daisycutter said:

here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

Image result for double headed banana

Painful to look at.... 

12 hours ago, daisycutter said:

here you are, froggy.....a double fingered banana

Image result for double headed banana

Is that the Prince Albert?


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