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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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24 minutes ago, beelzebub said:

At times I think I'm dong just that...and it's an endless nightmare I'm subjected to. Looking forward to waking up .

Indeed bb !!!  When one reaches the ...err …. shall we say "senior years" ….. that is always to be celebrated.

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    On 8/26/2019 at 2:24 PM, Redleg said:

    He is a drunk, what would he know? He should stick to self flagellation in his dungeon at the Manor.

    As a Dees supporter, I appreciate the benefits of a drink or two.

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    On 8/29/2019 at 5:49 PM, DemonFrog said:

    As a Dees supporter, I appreciate the benefits of a drink or two.

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    I am so disillusioned with footy and our season, I have already stopped taping the 2 sunday morning footy shows.

    Still taping the rest during the week, in the hope there is a good trade rumour for us.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    I am so disillusioned with footy and our season, I have already stopped taping the 2 sunday morning footy shows.

    Still taping the rest during the week, in the hope there is a good trade rumour for us.

    Mr Leg I fear you have slipped into a serious case of depression and a visit to a specialist is now over due.

    As for watching " tv footy shows" I fear that maybe your biggest problem.

    You must believe they will offer words of wisdom or similar. 

    Sadly I have to advise you that they probably the root cause of your depression.

    i have two suggestions that I believe will help.

    (1) do not watch TV footy shows.

    (2) Aquire a taste for good single malt, It will help to get you through the bad days.

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    56 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Mr Leg I fear you have slipped into a serious case of depression and a visit to a specialist is now over due.

    As for watching " tv footy shows" I fear that maybe your biggest problem.

    You must believe they will offer words of wisdom or similar. 

    Sadly I have to advise you that they probably the root cause of your depression.

    i have two suggestions that I believe will help.

    (1) do not watch TV footy shows.

    (2) Aquire a taste for good single malt, It will help to get you through the bad days.

    Never had a scotch in my life.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    Pigs fly

    Depends on how many scotches you (or they) have had.

    After a few more, elephants fly as well. 

    Edited by bjDee

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    2 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Pigs fly

    Well if you are calling me a liar, then pigs do fly.

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    16 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Never had a scotch in my life.

    See that is exactly the problem.

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    I was telling one of my kids that when I was a kid in the 70’s the ‘outflow’ from the urinals at Victoria Park used to run out onto the street and then down the drain. My question to anyone old enough is did this actually happen or have I made this up in my head?

    It seems so far away from football conditions today

    (And sorry I didn’t know where else to ask this question)

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    1 hour ago, FarNorthernD said:

    I was telling one of my kids that when I was a kid in the 70’s the ‘outflow’ from the urinals at Victoria Park used to run out onto the street and then down the drain. My question to anyone old enough is did this actually happen or have I made this up in my head?

    It seems so far away from football conditions today

    (And sorry I didn’t know where else to ask this question)

    Most likely true. I recall the Bombers toilet on the outer was often flooded and you went against the back wall. That was real footy back then, both on and off the field.

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    6 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Most likely true. I recall the Bombers toilet on the outer was often flooded and you went against the back wall. That was real footy back then, both on and off the field.

    I have no desire to return to it Mr. Leg

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    39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    Most likely true. I recall the Bombers toilet on the outer was often flooded and you went against the back wall. That was real footy back then, both on and off the field.

    Wise folk stood on empty tinnies ;)

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    1 hour ago, Redleg said:

    Most likely true. I recall the Bombers toilet on the outer was often flooded and you went against the back wall. That was real footy back then, both on and off the field.

    i always wore wellies and a gas mask going to vic park, followed by a very long shower at home afterwards

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    8 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    i always wore wellies and a gas mask going to vic park, followed by a very long shower at home afterwards

    When I was team manager of the Dees, I was warned not to loiter in the race at Vic Park, as I would be covered with cups of urine, if not just copping a spit or two. Lovely people at that ground.

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    1 minute ago, Redleg said:

    When I was team manager of the Dees, I was warned not to loiter in the race at Vic Park, as I would be covered with cups of urine, if not just copping a spit or two. Lovely people at that ground.

    Not known as the Filth...for nothing ;)

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    On 9/4/2019 at 8:58 AM, daisycutter said:

    i always wore wellies and a gas mask going to vic park, followed by a very long shower at home afterwards

    I'd reckon you to be more the snorkel and diving mask type dc. A bit like the Trough Monster back in the 90's

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    28 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Just heard Mitch Marshmallow is in the test team!!! 

    FMD.   Must be for his fielding!

    Why not Siddle,  he would make  more with the bat and take more wickets.

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    42 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    I'd reckon you to be more the snorkel and diving mask type dc. A bit like the Trough Monster back in the 90's

    not many filth games played in the 90s, moonie. Don't think i went there at that time. council lost patience with the filth with the urinals constantly flooding the railway lines.

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    3 hours ago, Redleg said:

    Why not Siddle,  he would make  more with the bat and take more wickets.

    Siddle In also.   Now only a county bowler

    Why put a side in when you leave attacking bowlers - starc Pattinson - out ?

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