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October 9, 20187 yr

3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I know Solly and he's not a lawyer.

He's a dentist.

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

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October 9, 20187 yr

On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 3:23 PM, Redleg said:

But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me.

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

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October 9, 20187 yr

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2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

There are some unresolved matters -

- The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

- The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

- And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

- Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me.

As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

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1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

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October 9, 20187 yr

20 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

Bah!! Shylock.

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October 9, 20187 yr

19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

A suggest you invoice him for the review of his tawdry legal situation Mr Leg.

In order to discourage the begging bowl attitude if nothing else.

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October 9, 20187 yr

31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

Hopefully no miners were involved...

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October 9, 20187 yr

5 minutes ago, dieter said:

Hopefully no miners were involved...

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would be tempted to re-build the gallows .

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October 9, 20187 yr

8 hours ago, old dee said:

Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon?

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October 9, 20187 yr

On 10/8/2018 at 8:47 PM, Biffen said:

I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

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October 9, 20187 yr

9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

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October 9, 20187 yr

1 minute ago, old dee said:

That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

The last one was a joke. All this talk about lawyers made me do it.

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October 10, 20187 yr

13 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would be tempted to re-build the gallows .

Is a faux pas like a pas de deux, I.E. a golfing term?

Re build a gallow? Make a gallow great again?

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October 10, 20187 yr

15 hours ago, Biffen said:

I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

They would be tempted to re-build the gallows .

a teutonic fallbeil would be more appropriate, biffo

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October 10, 20187 yr

All welcome our new CEO

I don't know about you guys and gals but I am excited!

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October 10, 20187 yr

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It must be over by now.

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October 11, 20187 yr

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

It must be over by now.

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters

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October 11, 20187 yr

5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters

It will be a BYO party than.

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October 11, 20187 yr

On 10/9/2018 at 11:15 PM, Little Goffy said:

Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

No ,not at all.

Big fan of "Let It Ride" and "Jaws".

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October 11, 20187 yr

3 hours ago, DemonFrog said:

It will be a BYO party than.

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc) frog.

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October 11, 20187 yr

10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

no, 6 more pages

then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters

In a Manor of Speaking !!

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October 11, 20187 yr

The golden crumb award

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October 11, 20187 yr

13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc) frog.

I did not know Mr Bitters was French?

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October 13, 20187 yr

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

Redleg would be well and truly f....d then!

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October 14, 20187 yr

18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

Redleg would be well and truly f....d then!

uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

must be something about long threads and lawyers

if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

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