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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
in Melbourne Demons

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3 hours ago, Whispering_Jack said:

I know Solly and he's not a lawyer.

He's a dentist.

That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

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    On ‎10‎/‎8‎/‎2018 at 3:23 PM, Redleg said:

    But then you would need a lawyer, so it would all work out well.

    You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

    There are some unresolved matters -

    - The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

    - The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

    - And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

    - Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

    A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

    As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

     

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    2 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    You know Red, I've been reflecting on this and you maybe correct.

    There are some unresolved matters -

    - The misunderstanding over the neighbour's missus.

    - The unfortunate accident with "The Lads" and another neighbour's prized orchids

    - And the ridiculous claim that I set the dog on children last Halloween

    - Most recently, there is the disgruntled former maid who asserts that that certain duties I required were beyond her ( or any reasonable persons) contractual obligations.

    A lot of fuss over nothing really but perhaps you could tidy them up for me. 

    As you can understand, the "readies" are currently a bit short at The Manor so I'm sure a pro bono  arrangement for a fellow denizen of this thread could be arranged.

     

    A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

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    1 hour ago, Moonshadow said:

    That would explain Biffen's missing teeth and pending jail term....

    As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

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    19 minutes ago, Redleg said:

    A Lawyer working for nothing, that is the funniest thing I have ever read on DL.

    A suggest you invoice him for the review of his tawdry legal situation Mr Leg.

    In order to discourage the begging bowl attitude if nothing else.

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    31 minutes ago, Biffen said:

    As long as my accounts are in order the minor issues will resolve themselves.

    Hopefully no miners were involved...

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    5 minutes ago, dieter said:

    Hopefully no miners were involved...

    I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

    They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

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    8 hours ago, old dee said:

    Understand but was there not a different emblem before the Falcon? 

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    On 10/8/2018 at 8:47 PM, Biffen said:

    I would never say a bad word word about my lawyer Solly Goldstein.

    He 's trained in Jew-Jitsu.

    Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

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    9 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

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    That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

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    1 minute ago, old dee said:

    That's it the Cardinals, that's what I was thinking about. Thanks DF.

    The last one was a joke. All this talk about lawyers made me do it.

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    13 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

    They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

    Is a faux pas like a pas de deux, I.E. a golfing term?

    Re build a gallow? Make a gallow great again?

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    15 hours ago, Biffen said:

    I hope you're aren't digging into my historical faux pas'.

    They would  be tempted to re-build  the gallows .

    a teutonic fallbeil would be more appropriate, biffo

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    2 hours ago, Redleg said:

    It must be over by now.

    no, 6 more pages

    then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

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    5 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    no, 6 more pages

    then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

    It will be a BYO party than.

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    On 10/9/2018 at 11:15 PM, Little Goffy said:

    Jeezus Biffen, I didn't realise you were also an, um... anti-Drefusard.

    No ,not at all.

    Big fan of "Let It Ride" and "Jaws".

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    10 hours ago, daisycutter said:

    no, 6 more pages

    then we have a mother of a party at chateau bitters 

    In a Manor of Speaking !! ;)

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    13 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Bring your own fried ( or baked, fricasseed, boiled etc etc)  frog.

    I did not know Mr Bitters was French?

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    18 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Given the rate that the Jesse Hogan thread is rollicking along it will overtake this one before long.

    Redleg would be well and truly f....d then! 

    uncle, did you notice that peter bell was a lawyer?

    must be something about long threads and lawyers

    if i was an academic i would apply for a grant and research it. would be a professorship a media career in it

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