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The No T$ No B$ Thread

Redleg
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I quickly flicked over to the NRL and heard the commentator say “ lovely work from the hooker” as someone scored a try. ???

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    18 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Kids these days have extraordinary vocabularies when it comes to profanities. I’ve been called some fantastic things over the years by kids as young as 7 (which I won’t repeat here). 

    To be fair, they were probably little feral Eagles and Dockers supporters.

    You can add Port supporters as well - only two syllable words. 

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    I admit that I am both morally and intellectually  [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce".

    FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

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    7 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

    Yes, No, Maybe

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    On 9/8/2018 at 11:23 AM, layzie said:

    Last night was a night for many firsts. Has anyone else ever busted the zipper on their jeans at the footy? 

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

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    12 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

    I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

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    21 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    I still think we’re a chance to make the finals. 

    And blo-dy Barrett claims he is the news breaker.

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    1 hour ago, DemonFrog said:

    To avoid a repeat of this issue, you need to follow Mr Bitters lead. That is why he only wears yoga pants to the football.

    Brilliant point! Haha

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    19 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    I admit that I am both morally and intellectually  [censored] up. However, I just wasted a few minutes of my remaining time by watching "Bounce".

    FMD the world is totally [censored] if this drivel actually holds an audience

    Being made to watch that show could be used as an alternative to water-boarding. 

    Edited by Ethan Tremblay

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    2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Being made to watch that show could be used as an alternative to water-boarding. 

    That would be inhumane and condemned by the UN.

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    3 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

    As you well know Moonie, I was wearing well contoured lycra undies below that quite fetching frock. However, I must admit they hadn't been laundered for some time.

    Edited by Bitter but optimistic

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    5 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    I sat next to him on Fri night, Toady. If he was wearing yoga pants, they were under the taffeta frock he had on.

    I thought he was still under home detention?

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    51 minutes ago, DemonFrog said:

    I thought he was still under home detention?

    Ah yes, but as a MFC member his spiritual home is the MCG

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    14 hours ago, Moonshadow said:

    Ah yes, but as a MFC member his spiritual home is the MCG

    I see. So his real punishment is having to watch every Collingwood and Richmond home game.

    The law can be so cruel.

     

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    Anyone see Eddie refer to Richmond's Rioli as a "black boy" on the Thursday Fox footy coverage? Hmmmm.......

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    5 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

    Anyone see Eddie refer to Richmond's Rioli as a "black boy" on the Thursday Fox footy coverage? Hmmmm.......

    Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

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    On 9/10/2018 at 10:05 AM, old dee said:

    Speaking of Eddie I thought. Was going to have a heart attack on Saturday night.

    I do not blame Eddie, as even the Dees can beat the Eagles in the West.

    Another wasted session for the Pies.

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    @Redleg What are we again?

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    On 9/8/2018 at 6:03 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    My Theory that Westralia is some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs is confirmed

    Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

     

    some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

     

    Where those bendy banana things come from.

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    4 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Haven't read this for a while   But I thought it was QUEENSland that was

     

    some sort of parallel universe inhabited by perverts and squashable frogs 

     

    Where those bendy banana things come from.

    Save the Frogs and protect the bananas 

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    15 hours ago, Red and Bluebeard said:

    @Redleg What are we again?

    I am surprised I have to keep repeating this for you R and B, as you know full well, we are f....d.

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