The No T$ No B$ Thread

[Ethan Tremblay 30,977]

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I don’t know about? 

Edited June 19, 2018 by Ethan Tremblay

[daisycutter 29,743]

1 hour ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I don’t know about? 

you do cut to the chase admirably, ethan

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

2 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I don’t know about? 

 

1 hour ago, daisycutter said:

you do cut to the chase admirably, ethan

Are you [censored] implying something?

[Moonshadow 17,677]

3 hours ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

Is there some sort of pervert festival on in Perth that I don’t know about? 

Maybe you've been banned from it, a result of being too perverted?

Hard to believe Uncle Bitter would get a gig though....

[hemingway 7,631]

4 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

I must say I was quite chuffed by all the above encouragement .It resulted in a very emotional discharge 

Trawled through a few pubs last night. Must say there was a surprising number of drunks and derros about the place. I would usually thrash such types but I considered that Ethan may have been one of them and demonstrated considerable restraint 

re your queries dc

No “Special” guests.

I had considered WA’s quarantine laws and thus wrapped my offending pinkies in glad wrap pre flight. Nevertheless I was approached by a sniffer dog at the airport. Oddly the poor beast had some form of convulsion and began foaming at the mouth. Fatigue I suppose 

Not fatigue, just a dog with good taste and high standards of hygiene. 

I find that in SA and WA, locals, including dogs, are very wary of Mexicans . 

Uncle, I would be a little more concerned about Crocs, who have no such reservations, and indeed drool at the prospect of dining on "well nourished"" white folk from down south. Although, occasionally, even Crocs have exceptions, and will draw the line when confronted with malodorous excessively fleshy victims.   

[Redleg 41,503]

I'm off to the new training oval.

[hemingway 7,631]

4 minutes ago, Redleg said:

I'm off to the new training oval.

You do have an exciting life Red.

You are very droll, goes with the profession.

Either adjective or verb.  

[—coach— 3,496]

When did Rance switch codes?

 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,977]

He clearly slipped over on a banana skin. 

[Bitter but optimistic 22,249]

Just visiting some so called tourist attraction 

Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if that’s not bad enough the place is infested with giant rodents trying to purloin one’s shitty lunch

Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking   That taught the beggars some respect 

[Earl Hood 6,101]

3 hours ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Just visiting some so called tourist attraction 

Roti Island or some such. Bah! Poor coffee. Worse food! And if that’s not bad enough the place is infested with giant rodents trying to purloin one’s shitty lunch

Gave the ringleaders a jolly good whacking   That taught the beggars some respect 

Ratsnest Island as the Dutch called it, I suspect Uncle.  Forget the quokkas I am very perturbed about the poor coffee, that is a disgrace and in my new role as national Australian Coffee Standards ambassador I can assure you there will be ramifications! 

[KC from Casey 7,117]

Looks like Harmesy’s on board.

[SFebes 4,884]

22 minutes ago, KC from Casey said:

Looks like Harmesy’s on board.

Gold KC... lets hope he snags a few bananas tonight!

[Redleg 41,503]

1 hour ago, KC from Casey said:

Looks like Harmesy’s on board.

Good boy.

[daisycutter 29,743]

37 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Good boy.

yes, he's a keeper, red

[Redleg 41,503]

Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

[daisycutter 29,743]

34 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Wow we butchered the ball on friday. Wonder if the bananas were off.

probably just south australian bananas......no idea of banana management

[SFebes 4,884]

[Redleg 41,503]

15 hours ago, SFebey said:

Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

[old dee 23,872]

2 hours ago, Redleg said:

Now we are talking, pardon the pun.

I actually like all three of those, no guessing which comes first!

[Earl Hood 6,101]

 

I see Greg has been promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of our nation’s best golf courses in total freedom. 

Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first tee while starkers. 

I just have to work out where to put my ball marker! 

 

 

 

[SFebes 4,884]

9 minutes ago, Earl Hood said:

 

I see Greg has been promoting nude golf recently. I have always been keen to get the gear off and enjoy playing the fairways of our nation’s best golf courses in total freedom. 

Does anyone know what clubs are offering the nude option? Although I will have to wait till the weather picks up a bit locally before I get out on the first tee while starkers. 

I just have to work out where to put my ball marker! 

 

 

 

Hiding his banana ? 

[Ethan Tremblay 30,977]

Looks like old Greg’s been on the bananas and HGH. Good combo apparently. 

[Redleg 41,503]

Looks like Greg has made better use of bananas than Elvis did,  with his fried banana sandwiches.

[beelzebub 23,383]

1 hour ago, SFebey said:

Hiding his banana ? 

The man knows how to handle a club....